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Dynamike
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Because he hypnotized himself, and could get free.

What trick everybody forgets how to perform in a few days?
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The one they practice the most..

Why did the vent trade his doll in for a different one?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he noticed it was pregnant.

What trick did the magician do make everyone in the audience cry?
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The torn and restored onion, followed by Dynamikes 101 ring routine..

What trick did the magician do that made everyone in the audience leave?...
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The "Show is Canceled Trick". (without any rain checks)

Why does Dynamike wear so much make up to make himself look like a black magician?
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He wants to look like the masked magician..

Why did the magician tear up all his cards?...
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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to cut the deck without any scissors because he was Amish.

What was the first magic word in the world?
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Behold.. I think Moses said it..

When was the first magic trick invented?...
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Just before the word "magician" was invented.

What happened to the magician when he performed the multiplying onions trick?
Father Photius
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He was moved to tears.


How many onions can Dynamike produce during his famous 101 ring and chop cup routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Enough for the audience to get tears in their eyes.

What did Photius say after a computer heckler removed all of his post?
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It only take one for him to stop his performance and start crying loudly and be taken off stage immediately.

Who would Dynamike turn to for help when he cannot escape from the straits jacket?
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The masked moron of course.

What did Photius do before his performance after noticing his diarrhea would not go away?
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He would just take a good rest as his performance is a week away.

What do you get when you cross the masked moron with Criss Angel and David Blaine?
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A masked black guy who died from a mind freak syndrome.

When is this thread going to have 73 more pages so it will beat the amount of pages in "Three Words", making it the longest thread in the Café?
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At the rate we are going, about 2 weeks..

What was in the magicians magic salad?...
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Bill Ligon
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Rabbit food.

Who made the salad for him?
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Father Photius
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Seven Seas. (Dates me a bit)

Why did the magician start paying his assistant in rabbit food?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because the rabbits weren't eating it

When will Dynamike perfect his 102 and !/2 ring trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Soon as the key ring is repaired.

Why did the magician want to perform in the car wash?
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