|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..63..123..183..243..300~301~302~303~304..330..355..380..405..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
|
Because he tried to dress cool like Dynamike.
Why do they say Dynamike dresses the best? |
|||||||||
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2867 Posts
|
Because "they" were comparing him to Magic Bus. Penquins are better dressed than Magic Bus.
Why did Criss Angel wear a tuxedo at the Luxor? |
|||||||||
MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
|
He was imitating a magician
Will DynaMike ever perform the 101 elephant trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
|||||||||
|
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2867 Posts
|
Yes- Because the thought the elephant had a "substitution trunk."
Why did Steinmeyer think so much of Vanishing an Elephant? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
|
That's all that can fit in his square circle..
Why did the juggler chase the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
To get his balls back.
What did the magician do with the juggler's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Hid them in his toppit.
Why did the magician join in on the mentalism club? |
|||||||||
|
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2867 Posts
|
He was trying to locate Phil Goldstein.
Why do mentalists always rub their eyebrows when attempting to think of the spectator's chosen card or color? |
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
To peek at the tiny LCD screen on his finger showing footage of the secret camera behind the spectator.
Why did Jay decide to join the "escape" club? |
|||||||||
|
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2867 Posts
|
Because it was cheaper than going to Siberia.
Why did Higgins do magic for the evening show at Abbott's? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
|
Dynamike was busy..
Why did the magician do a show at the nuclear plant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
Because he was Dynamike's nephew, Lil Fire Cracker.
Why did all the magicians quit doing magic for 30 days? |
|||||||||
|
MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2867 Posts
|
They found out that the Swine Flu is transmitted off the backs of Bicycle cards...
How the did the magician make pigs fly? |
|||||||||
|
MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
|
Because Horses have already benn done
Can you make a changebag from a sow's ear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
No but you can make a pretty good bar b que from the rest of the sow.
Why did the magician bang himself in the head with the hammer every time before he did the linking rings?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
|
He was banging the memory out of his subconscious trying to remember Dynamike's method.
Why did Dynamike return to the Café after his show? |
|||||||||
|
Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
|
It was the only place he could find to hide from the audience.
Why did the magician wrap himself in red ribbon?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
|||||||||
|
MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
|
Because DynaMike was out of purple ribbon.
How did the magician make his rabbit dance?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
|
He held it by the ears..
How did the magician pay for his groceries?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
He didn't he starved to death.
Why did the magician lock himself in the freezer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..63..123..183..243..300~301~302~303~304..330..355..380..405..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Aug 24, 2009 09:24 pm 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2022 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.1 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|