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Dynamike
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He wanted to practice the ice trick David Blaine did.

Why did a magician take a skunk everywhere he traveled?
JamesTong
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To protect himself from those creepy kids.

Why did the python refuse to get out of the magician's duck pan?
Dynamike
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Because he was not finished eating up Photius.

Why do kids always ask him for a ticket to see his wonderful show?
joseph
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Because no one under 40 was allowed..

Why was the magician 3 hours early for his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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He heard he was so good, that he wanted to get a good seat.

Why did the magician hire a brain surgeon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he caught a virus from the one and only "Mind Freak".

Why did the pastor stop posting in Dynamike's threads after he reached 10,000 post?
JamesTong
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He gave up correcting the bad grammatical errors in those threads.

Why do magicians think they are funny?
Dynamike
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Because the comedians always laugh at their corny jokes.

Why did Photius kick the habit of setting up post on the Café after reaching over 10,000?
JamesTong
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He wants to spend more time practicing the muscle pass.

Why did the magician decide to saw the giraffe in half?
Dynamike
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Because he could not think of any other way to get rid of his girlfriend's pet and her.

Why does Dynamike receives business phone calls, slowing him down from posting?
MikeHMagic
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Don't know no one czalls DynaMike to hire him cause they don't want to see his linking ring routine

Why did the snake eat the sneaker?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike
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To become faster.

Why did the magician open an umbrella in church?
MagicBus
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He did not have $450 to purchase an Abbott's Mutilated Parasol, so he used a regular umbrella instead while singing "There Will Be Showers of Blessing."

Why did Jay Marshall wear Lefty while playing golf with Mark Wilson?
Father Photius
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Because he suspected Mark of putting woofle dust on his ball to get an unfair advantage.

Why did Edgar Bergan refuse to let Candice marry Mortimer Snerd?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he wanted Photius to be the husband instead.

What do you do when you got nothing to post on the Café?
joseph
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Practice..

What did the vent sing while drinking a glass of water?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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"Does anybody know CPR!!!"

Why do members like posting in the "Give me 5 thread?"
joseph
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It gives them something to do when they are done reading these 202 pages of posts..

Why did the magicians IT snap?...
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JamesTong
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It got caught in Dynamike's linking rings.

What did the magician do when he found all kinds of insects crawling out of his dove pan when he opens it during the show?
Father Photius
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Took a bow and shouted "RAID".

Why did the magician collect shish kabob skewers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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