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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts 
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For his Amazing Jonathan skewer thru tongue finale'.
Why did The Amazing Boffo drink "Five Hour Energy" before his performance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he figured that is how long he'd have to run to get away from his audience.
Why did the magician move to Kalamazoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He was from Australia and thought it said "kangaroo."
Why did the magician buy flood insurance?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To protect his props when he cried over his losses performing.
Why did the magician have his left hand sewn on backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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To eliminate a practice mirror..
Why did the magician perform in a hurricane?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He wanted his audience to be blown away.
Why did the magician throw his assistant down a well?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He wanted to make a wish that he could earn a living doing magic..
Why did the magician follow his assistant down the well?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To retrieve the thumb tip which is in the assistant's pocket.
Why did the magician insists that he can earn a living as a full time magician? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he went to Dynamike's training school.
Why does Dynamike's training school have the best deals for students? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The 2nd deal, the bottom deal, the..
What was floating in the magicians milk pitcher?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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His assitant because he couldn't afford a water levitation
Why did the milk pitcher trick get a standing "O"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the cow kept the M and the other O.
Why did the magician produce a pitcher of beer?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wanted to make sure the AA members paid him before he left.
Why did the magician always want to use a rooster in his act? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He has already eaten all his doves, chicks and ducks.
Why did the magician do, when during his performance at the beach, the tsunami came suddenly without warning? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Wished he had more slush powder.
Why did the hedgehog eat a banana? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he was hungry you big silly!
Why did the clown do the honeydew melon trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Because Gallagher and his brother were not around.
How many rabbits can you get into a Jumbo Rabbit Die Box? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dead or alive?
Why is Dynamike nicest enough to spend time with us here? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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It's his 4 week break between shows..
Why did the magician use a bucket for a tip box?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is hoping to stike it rich.
Why did the magician want to attend a magic convention? |
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