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JamesTong
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No one is answering that too until you make it more magic related. Smile

Why did the magician levitated the buffalo at the zoo?
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He wanted to prove levitation was no bull..

Why did the magician finally do a show at the Grand Canyon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because there were no tourist on that day.

Why did Dynamike leave us after he got so many bookings?
JamesTong
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He forgot why he got the bookings and what they are for. So he time to ponder on those bookings.

Why did the magician took an off day for Labor day?
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The pizza shop was closed..

What is the magician planning for Halloween?...
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Tricks for treats, hoping he will get enough candy to eat on for a couple of months.

Why did the magician sew the topit on the outside of his jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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So he could find it easily.

Why did he call it a "bottomit?"
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JamesTong
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He sew it with the opening facing the bottom and thought he invented something new.

Why did James prefer to use a 'pocketit'?
Bill Ligon
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A pocket what???????
Because he thought he was a kangaroo.

Why did he perform "The Vanishing Joey"
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JamesTong
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It is easier to do that than vanishing the elephant.

What did the magician do when he is challenged by the ladies during his act?
Dynamike
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Bring out his cup and balls.

Why were the members so happy to see Dynamike again after he returned to the Café?
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Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

What did the magician do when he found out that he signed a contract to perform in the desert?
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(you look like you are tired of me.)

Collected the money first, then he disappeared.

Why is James so happy he is about to have 5000 post?
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Quote:
On 2009-09-08 13:37, Dynamike wrote:
(you look like you are tired of me.)


I copied the wrong smilies Smile


Why is James so happy he is about to have 5000 post?

Just got my 5,000th post Smile


Why are there not enough smilies to chose from?
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(now you are half way there, James. After you reach 5,000 more, knock hard on the door so I will let you in.)

Because by looking at your avatar, you have most of the smile smilies.

Why was James eager to reach 5000 post?
JamesTong
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So he can say he is now a semi-Eternal Order.

Why are other people advising the magician to practice more?
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Its a dirty job, bt someone has to do it

Why did Rainblow the kiddie klown smell funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Rainbow had the pot, but no gold. And the pot was dirty.

How did Aldo incorporate an Elvis theme into a $10 magic trick?
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He performed the folded card in blue suede shoe..

Why did the doctor show his patient a card trick?...
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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. Doctor to patient: "The bad news: you have 2 two weeks to live." "The good news: I learned a new card trick, would you like to see it?"

Why did the Doctor go often to Colon?
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