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Dynamike
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Because he thought Colon, Mi dealt with a part of someone's body.

Why is it Photius will not open his own website forum?
JamesTong
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He likes the Café too much to go elsewhere.

Why did the magician not celebrate his own birthday?
MikeHMagic
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Because he had to perform for the party

Why did the magician's act go to pot?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Because he did it on a high level.

Why did the magician refuse to perform in front of James?
MagicBus
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He knew that trying to perform in front of James would be like the Burger King driving through MacDonald's for a burger.

Why did the magician wear a yellow hoodie during his Higgins re-enactment stage competition?
JamesTong
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He was told by Dynamike to do so.

Why did the magician prefer to perform the same act everywhere?
Dynamike
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Because all of his tricks were "do as I do" routines.

Why did the magician move to the jungle?
JamesTong
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So he would not have to beat the traffic jams.

Why did the magician decide to use 'Tarzan' as his performing character?
Dynamike
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Because someone had to please "Jane" the assistant.

Why does the magician refuse to perform at Disney World?
JamesTong
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He prefers to enjoy his time there.

What did the magician do when he found out that the rubber snake he took out from the dove pan is really a real python?
Dynamike
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Play a flute.

What did Photius do when his color changing beard act went wrong?
JamesTong
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He went into the stretching beard straight away.

How did the magician covered up his mistake when his dove pan failed?
Father Photius
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He served the audience orange glazed dove under glass.

Why did the magician only perform when he was dog tired?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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So he can say, "It was a hard day's work".

Why did the magician decide to switch from escape act to manipulation act?
Dynamike
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Because he wanted to escape from his wife to manipulate other women.

What did the magician use a cracker for in his act?
MikeHMagic
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He had a SOUPer trick

Why did te mentalist join a magic club?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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He wanted to improve his act..

What did the magician see in his crystal ball?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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The table it was sitting on.

Why did the magician compete against Chris Angel?
JamesTong
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That was an assignment Dynamike gave him.

Why did the magician like to watch other people's performances more than his own?
joseph
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So he can stea..I mean borrow some ideas..

Why did the mentalist predict the winning lotto numbers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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