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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts 
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Because he thought Colon, Mi dealt with a part of someone's body.
Why is it Photius will not open his own website forum? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He likes the Café too much to go elsewhere.
Why did the magician not celebrate his own birthday? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he had to perform for the party
Why did the magician's act go to pot?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he did it on a high level.
Why did the magician refuse to perform in front of James? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2862 Posts
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He knew that trying to perform in front of James would be like the Burger King driving through MacDonald's for a burger.
Why did the magician wear a yellow hoodie during his Higgins re-enactment stage competition? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was told by Dynamike to do so.
Why did the magician prefer to perform the same act everywhere? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because all of his tricks were "do as I do" routines.
Why did the magician move to the jungle? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he would not have to beat the traffic jams.
Why did the magician decide to use 'Tarzan' as his performing character? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because someone had to please "Jane" the assistant.
Why does the magician refuse to perform at Disney World? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He prefers to enjoy his time there.
What did the magician do when he found out that the rubber snake he took out from the dove pan is really a real python? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Play a flute.
What did Photius do when his color changing beard act went wrong? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He went into the stretching beard straight away.
How did the magician covered up his mistake when his dove pan failed? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He served the audience orange glazed dove under glass.
Why did the magician only perform when he was dog tired?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can say, "It was a hard day's work".
Why did the magician decide to switch from escape act to manipulation act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he wanted to escape from his wife to manipulate other women.
What did the magician use a cracker for in his act? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He had a SOUPer trick
Why did te mentalist join a magic club?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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He wanted to improve his act..
What did the magician see in his crystal ball?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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The table it was sitting on.
Why did the magician compete against Chris Angel? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That was an assignment Dynamike gave him.
Why did the magician like to watch other people's performances more than his own? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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So he can stea..I mean borrow some ideas..
Why did the mentalist predict the winning lotto numbers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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