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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Roasted and stuffed with dressing.
Why was the magician down in his cups?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he cannot stack the three cups straight up.
Why was the magician so excited with his 4 cups routine? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because its only 97 more cups until he can do the 101 cup trick
Where did the klown go on her honeymoon?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To watch Dynamike perform the 103 rings routine.
Why did Dynamike not perform his 103 rings routine for us? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He forgot how to link the last 4 ..
Why did the magician set his cards on fire?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So he could fan the fire
WHat did the Klown bring to the BBQ?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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His friends- as he liked beans- human "beings" that is...
What kind of grill does Mike Weber have? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Which one ae you referring to?
Why did the magician invite everyone from the Café to his birthday party? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He has no real friends
What did James Tong bring to the party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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9,765,899 balls
Why did the magician start collecting playing cards as a hobby? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he heard Dynamike say, "Dynamike don't play that."
Why do a lot of ugly females ask for James phone number after his performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He told them that they can become the next big thing in magic after learning Dynamike's 101 rings and they want to know how.
Why did the magician start posting at the "Now that's funny" section of the Café? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To think of an excuse to stay away from 80 year old wife.
How did Dynamike get so famous by doing so little? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He just need 14,279 posts to be famous in the Café.
Why did the magician recommend more people to join the Café? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he will have more people to answer to get more post?
Why does Dynamike like to support us for free? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can become more famous and more post counts.
Why did the magician like to steal Dynamike's act? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he could not afford it.
Why did most of the members leave the "funny" section after Dynamike entered? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are speechless.
Why did the magician prefer to perform at the circus? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he felt they needed something funnier than the clowns.
How did the magician get the water out of his boot?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He read the directions on the heel.
Who invented the "Lota Boot"
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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