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Dynamike
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Because it was the only choice his wife would give him.

Why did the magician refuse to wear white?
joseph
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It clashed with his plaid suit..

What was the magicians favorite kid trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Taking money from behind their ears and keeping it.

Why did the magician want to break dance during his act?
JamesTong
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He forgot to bring his act.

Why did the magician suddenly kneel down during his act?
Dynamike
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He just noticed the audience were midgets.

Why does Dynamike continues to support us members?
joseph
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He has an excess of suspenders..

Why are there cherubs on the back of bicycle cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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Because they wouldn't fit on the front

Why did the clown start a rumpus?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MagicBus
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Because Mark Wilson said he'd only work with one clown in his career.

Does Maxello Magic put out the world's fastest bottle recycler?
Father Photius
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No, but what they put out certainly makes it appear that way.

Why did the magician always eat cheese before his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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More convenient than eating a durian

What prompted the magician to seek help to improve his appearance?
Dynamike
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The words from his wife, "You ain't getting no more until you improve your appearance."
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Too early for Dynamike...He forgot the next important question...
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Why did Dynamike forget to put the question?
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He was thinking about his busy schedule..

Why did the performer do 24 shows in one day?...
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JamesTong
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Because he could not do 25 shows

What happened to the spectator when he volunteered to come on stage to assist Dynamike?
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He ran out the back door..

How many assistants does Dynamike need for 1 show?...
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JamesTong
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The entire audience as he need each one to examine everyone of his 101 rings.

Why does Dynamike not dance in his performance?
Bill Ligon
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It is hard to dance with both feet in one shoe.

Why did Dynamike wear his jacket backward?
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JamesTong
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He wants to set a trend for others to follow.

Why did the magician decide to use three female assistants?
Father Photius
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He heard three was a crowd and he always wanted to perform for a crowd.

Why did the magician coat the bottom of his shoes with peanut butter?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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