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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he did not have 13.
Why did the magician use a tv in his act? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He needed something entertaining in it
What did the "master of the dak arts" say to the tap dancing geisha?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"I could use your costume! Take them off now"
And what did the geisha say? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"I want to dance for Dynamike."
Why is it geishas can not resist dancing with Dynamike in his show? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because they need to make it more entertaining... (only joking mike)
why is it that Dynamike waves to all the planes that fly past...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He is saying goodbye to all his potential audiences.
Why did Dynamike buy the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can perform 24/7/365 even without audiences and say he is fully booked
What would he perform everyday at his own magic castle? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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The vanishing audience effect..
Why did the dove fly away instead of back to the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Heard the magician's stomach growling.
Why did the magician think it is good to copy Dynamike? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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A Dynamike clone would be great..
Why did the magician want to go to mars?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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There's no competition there.
What did the magician do when his blendo caught fire? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He made the next one out of asbestos..
Why did the magician stop doing match tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because he couldn't strike a lite.
why is the impossible, possible
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Only when a simple trick fails badly.
Why did the magician decide to use a car battery for his motorized reel? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought the audience might get a charge out of it.
Why did the magician perform in blue bunny slippers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thought he looks cute in those.
Why did the magician think looking cute in his performance is important? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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There was a sale on tutu's..
Why did the magician wear striped shoes for his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match his striped underwear
Why did the magician wear an oversized bow tie? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He was wearing an oversized Arrow shirt.
Why did the magician produce peas and carrots?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He took his mother's grocery bag to his performance.
How did the audience responded to his peas and carrots routine? |
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