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Dynamike
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With a "healthy" applause.

Why do females love to watch Dynamike's videos?
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Because, unlike the actual Dynamike, they have a mute button and and off switch.

What did the triangle say to the square?
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"I bet'cha can't circle me."

Why is it that Magic George moved to USA in 2010?
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Please ignore my
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He wants to see Dynamikes show..

How did the dog palm a coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Poorly.

Why did the magician only insure his left hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He figured the other one was alright.

Why did the magician climb the flag pole?
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Father Photius
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To get his shorts back from where the bratty kid at the birthday party put them.

Which is harder to vanish a pink elephant or an electric zebra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike would go for the electric zebra

Why did Dynamike chose to work on the electric zebra?
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Because it was easier to connect the plug.


Why doesn't Dynamike chang his name to MikesDyna (Thats food for thought lol.)
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European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
JamesTong
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Maybe he prefer to be called 'The Great Mikini'

Why did the magician follow the footsteps of the older magicians?
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Because he couldn't levitate over them.

why was the masked magician so bad?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
JamesTong
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Because he is not good.

Why is the masked magician also known as the masked moron?
Dynamike
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Because his parents would name him anything to get rid of him.

Why does the masked get kicked out wherever he tries to perform?
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That's because he can only do tv shows.


Why is the magician trying to be a hip hop magician?
Dynamike
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Because he can not stay still in one spot.

What makes "magic" so popular?
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If I am not mistaken its "The Great Tongini" who made magic a global performing art known all round the world Smile


Why did the magician decide to use a rooster for his dove pan?
Dynamike
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Because he had no choice, he grew a rooster farm.

Why does Dynamike post less with us?
JimbosMagic
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Because he is to busy doing his web site.

Why am I on my own in here tonight..
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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Cause you're in a class by yourself

Why did Jimbo bring a lollypop to th Kidabra con?
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He is also known as the lollypop guy.

Why did Jimbo appear a GIANT lollypop for the kid?
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