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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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He tried but failed.
What did the magician perform for David Copperfield? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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The vanishing Wife.
what ever happened to Magic Magic Tv shows?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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They vanished..
Why did the magician tell bad jokes during his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He copied the jokes from this forum.
Why did the magician spray his props with Flying Insect Killer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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He heard the cops were going to "raid" the joint..
Why did the magician palm 10 jumbo coins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because they were there.
Why did the magician move mountains?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His mountain of props had to move so he can move around his house.
Why did the magician like to classic palm his coins? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it was the only way he could hold on to his money.
Why did the magician dye his assistant's hair blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can hide those blue sponge balls.
What did the magician do when the goose he produced start chasing him around the stage? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He ran like hell.
What did he do when the goose caught him?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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He turned the goose into a super x levitation with a goose neck.
what did the magician stick in his thumb tip?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Why did the magician refuse to do the bullet catching trick?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because bullet doesn't run anymore after Roy had him stuffed and put next to Trigger.
Why did the magician buy a case of 3 in 1 oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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His automaton needed a lube..
Why did the magician jump off the cruise ship?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The goose is still chasing him because he kept on producing the goose.
Why did the magician buy 25 finger tips? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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He had an accident on the finger chopper..
Why did the magician rollerblade blindfolded?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thought it is safer than driving blindfolded.
Why did the magician decide to join the circus? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Cause Vegas was full
why did the clown date the puppet?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So they can come up with a duo act.
How did the puppet respond to the clown? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17538 Posts
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He gave him a hand..
Why did the magician run the marathon?...
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