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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
To practice getting away from his audiences.
Why did the assistant slap the magician in the face with a fish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
To remind him of the salary she has not received.
Why did the magician produce dead fishes with the dove pan? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because if they were live fish, it would have been an entirely different trick.
Why did the magician wear ballet slippers?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He thought they would make him graceful.
What did the magician do when his hair caught fire using the torch to cane? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He produced a card fan from smoke cloud..
Why did the juggler keep dropping his balls?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He was too distracted by the female audiences.
Why did the magician propose to NASA that it is worth their money sending him to the moon and become the first magician to perform there? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because he knew he was a magician who knew he was going places.
Why did NASA turn Dynamike down for the moon shot?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
His 101 rings and his costumes are too heavy.
What would Dynamike perform on the moon if he has a chance to do so? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Run cheese run.
how did the magicican catch the mouse?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Contracting Dynamike's service.
What did the magician do to be original in his linking rings routine? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Spin them around like Dynamike did.
Why did the magician soak his cups in cooking oil before his show? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
He wanted to have slippy balls.
why did the idiot play the part of the magicican
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He thought he could fool those dumb magicians.
Why did the magician dress in tails but with big clown shoes? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
Because small clown shoes hurt his toes
Why did the clown call a tow truck?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He wanted to replace the toes he thought he lost when he put on the big clown shoes.
Why did the small clown want a big clown nose?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because he was in a bar and wanted to get a snoot full.
Why has Dynamike refused to date any woman who has performed with him?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
They stole his limelight everywhere they go.
Why did Dynamike not try his hand on clown magic and dressed in a clown costume? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You mean to tell me that those costumes he is wearing are not clown coatumes and he doesn't do clown magic! Well I'll be...
Why does Dynamike produce only gold coins in his miser's dream trick?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
Because all that glitters isn't gold
Why did the clown dress like a pirate
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
His clown costume was stolen.
Why did Dnamike use such a huge backdrop to advertise his name in his show? |
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