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To practice getting away from his audiences.

Why did the assistant slap the magician in the face with a fish?
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To remind him of the salary she has not received.

Why did the magician produce dead fishes with the dove pan?
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Because if they were live fish, it would have been an entirely different trick.

Why did the magician wear ballet slippers?
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He thought they would make him graceful.

What did the magician do when his hair caught fire using the torch to cane?
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He produced a card fan from smoke cloud..

Why did the juggler keep dropping his balls?...
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He was too distracted by the female audiences.

Why did the magician propose to NASA that it is worth their money sending him to the moon and become the first magician to perform there?
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Because he knew he was a magician who knew he was going places.

Why did NASA turn Dynamike down for the moon shot?
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His 101 rings and his costumes are too heavy.

What would Dynamike perform on the moon if he has a chance to do so?
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Run cheese run.

how did the magicican catch the mouse?
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Contracting Dynamike's service.

What did the magician do to be original in his linking rings routine?
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Spin them around like Dynamike did.

Why did the magician soak his cups in cooking oil before his show?
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He wanted to have slippy balls.

why did the idiot play the part of the magicican
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He thought he could fool those dumb magicians.

Why did the magician dress in tails but with big clown shoes?
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Because small clown shoes hurt his toes

Why did the clown call a tow truck?
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He wanted to replace the toes he thought he lost when he put on the big clown shoes.

Why did the small clown want a big clown nose?
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Because he was in a bar and wanted to get a snoot full.

Why has Dynamike refused to date any woman who has performed with him?
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They stole his limelight everywhere they go.

Why did Dynamike not try his hand on clown magic and dressed in a clown costume?
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You mean to tell me that those costumes he is wearing are not clown coatumes and he doesn't do clown magic! Well I'll be...

Why does Dynamike produce only gold coins in his miser's dream trick?
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Because all that glitters isn't gold

Why did the clown dress like a pirate
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His clown costume was stolen.

Why did Dnamike use such a huge backdrop to advertise his name in his show?
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