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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts 
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What's a Dalek?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2009-10-15 22:47, Bill Ligon wrote: Extra terresterial mutants from the Dr. Who series.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-10-15 22:34, Father Photius wrote: They thought it is good to have an early xmas time for the Café memebers. Why did the Dalek refuse to chase Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was afraid to go into Dynamike's neighborhood.
Why did the magician buy a dump truck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because everyone said his act was rubbish.
why were Daleks scared of Dynamike?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The way Dynamike was eating the razor blades was really scary.
Why were the Daleks taking over Dynamike's gigs in Vegas? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because the cyberman hired them to
Why did Jimbo hijack the TARDIS? Tardis= Time And Relative Dimensons In Space, a time and spaceship
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Because he just finished reading Einsteins Fear of Relatives..
Why was the magician shot out of a cannon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is too big to fit into a shot gun.
Why did the clown use a water pistol for his act? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He went through too many assistants with a real pistol..
Why did the clown use a purple nose?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He tried to impress Dynamike.
Why did the clown stalk Dynamike everyday? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He thought it would be funny..
Why did the clown have an acrobat assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he wanted to make people flip out over his act.
Why did the Clown always perform with a chain saw?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They are cheaper than assistants..
What did the clown do between shows?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Polished his nose and put his feet up.
What did the clown do after his shows?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Polished his oversized shoes.
What did the mime say when he was pulled over for speeding? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"I am late for my rehearsal"
What did the police officer said to him? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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"You look like you're trying to get out of a cell."..
How does a mime vent operate?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He had the help of Dynamike squating under the table with a microphone.
What kind of magic routines does the mime vent perform? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Silent Mora routines..
Why did the mime want to go on first?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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