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Bill Ligon
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What's a Dalek?
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On 2009-10-15 22:47, Bill Ligon wrote:
What's a Dalek?


Extra terresterial mutants from the Dr. Who series.
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On 2009-10-15 22:34, Father Photius wrote:
He wasn't, a bear was chasing both of them.

Why are James and Jimbo doing Santa jokes in October?


They thought it is good to have an early xmas time for the Café memebers.

Why did the Dalek refuse to chase Dynamike?
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Because it was afraid to go into Dynamike's neighborhood.

Why did the magician buy a dump truck?
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Because everyone said his act was rubbish.

why were Daleks scared of Dynamike?
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The way Dynamike was eating the razor blades was really scary.

Why were the Daleks taking over Dynamike's gigs in Vegas?
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Because the cyberman hired them to

Why did Jimbo hijack the TARDIS?

Tardis= Time And Relative Dimensons In Space, a time and spaceship
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Because he just finished reading Einsteins Fear of Relatives..

Why was the magician shot out of a cannon?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He is too big to fit into a shot gun.

Why did the clown use a water pistol for his act?
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He went through too many assistants with a real pistol..

Why did the clown use a purple nose?...
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He tried to impress Dynamike.

Why did the clown stalk Dynamike everyday?
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He thought it would be funny..

Why did the clown have an acrobat assistant?...
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Because he wanted to make people flip out over his act.

Why did the Clown always perform with a chain saw?
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They are cheaper than assistants..

What did the clown do between shows?...
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Polished his nose and put his feet up.

What did the clown do after his shows?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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Larry Bean
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Polished his oversized shoes.

What did the mime say when he was pulled over for speeding?
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"I am late for my rehearsal"

What did the police officer said to him?
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"You look like you're trying to get out of a cell."..

How does a mime vent operate?...
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He had the help of Dynamike squating under the table with a microphone.

What kind of magic routines does the mime vent perform?
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Silent Mora routines..

Why did the mime want to go on first?...
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