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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
So he can have all the time with the food.
What costume would Dynamike wear if he is performing a mime magic act? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
His Dynamime suit.
How can you tell when Dynamike is ready to perform?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
His face would glow neon pink.
Why did Dynamike decide to dress in a pink gown? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
(I won't touch this one!)
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
(I'm waiting for Fr. Photius to touch this one )
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
What if he is on vacation?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because chartruese was just not his color.
Why did the elephant sit on the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Rockabilly Regular user Victoria, BC, 158 Posts |
Because the couch was full
Why did the magic wand bend?
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
The elephant sat on it.
Why did the magician use a 2 inches wand? |
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rockthemike Special user Seattle 695 Posts |
Because it lacked black.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and Criss Angel? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
A retarded hare.
Why did Criss Angel look under his bed?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
He wanted to produce dust bunnies
Why did Criss Angels crawl across the road
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Because he was knocked down by the chickens
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Why did the chickens kick chris angel?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He deserved it.
Why was Jimbo laughing when the chickens kicked Criss Angel? |
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts |
Because they wasnt crossing the road.
What was that road kill in the middle of the road called?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
I have no idea. What is it called?
Why is Jimbo holding a grey lifeless puppy in his avatar? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Because his grey lifeless rabbit is camera shy.
Why does Criss Angel use camera tricks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Those tricks come free with the camera.
Why is Larry holding three big playing cards? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
He is very short..
Why did the magician produce a 500 foot silk?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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