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So he can have all the time with the food.

What costume would Dynamike wear if he is performing a mime magic act?
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His Dynamime suit.

How can you tell when Dynamike is ready to perform?
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His face would glow neon pink.

Why did Dynamike decide to dress in a pink gown?
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(I won't touch this one!)
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(I'm waiting for Fr. Photius to touch this one Smile )
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What if he is on vacation?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because chartruese was just not his color.

Why did the elephant sit on the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because the couch was full

Why did the magic wand bend?
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Quando omni flunkus moritati
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The elephant sat on it.

Why did the magician use a 2 inches wand?
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Because it lacked black.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and Criss Angel?
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A retarded hare.

Why did Criss Angel look under his bed?
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He wanted to produce dust bunnies

Why did Criss Angels crawl across the road
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Because he was knocked down by the chickens
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Why did the chickens kick chris angel?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He deserved it.

Why was Jimbo laughing when the chickens kicked Criss Angel?
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Because they wasnt crossing the road.

What was that road kill in the middle of the road called?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
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I have no idea. What is it called?

Why is Jimbo holding a grey lifeless puppy in his avatar?
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Because his grey lifeless rabbit is camera shy.

Why does Criss Angel use camera tricks?
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Those tricks come free with the camera.

Why is Larry holding three big playing cards?
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He is very short..

Why did the magician produce a 500 foot silk?...
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