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To bore the audience to death.

Why did Dynamike want to top that production with a 5,000 foot silk streamer?
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He wanted to decorate his den.

Why is James Tong smileing?...
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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The smiley balls I made are smiling at me so I have to smile back.


Why did the magician paint his drawer box pink and green?
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He's DynaMike

Why Does Jimbo produce sweets instead of candy?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He thought candy would be sweeter than sweets.

Why did Jimbo cross the road with the zebra?
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To get to the other side.

Why did the magician have to live on a diet of tortillas and pancakes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because McDonals were closed.

why did the magician only have 1 shoe
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He threw the other at the creepy kids.

Why did the magician squat down for five minutes during his act?
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To hide from the kids throwing the shoe back at him.

What happened to the Shoe at the end?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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The magician traded the shoe for more food stamps.

Why did the magician laugh hysterically while hopping around the stage?
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Because he's James Tong!

What do you get when you cross a unicycle and a mentalist?
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A mentalist doing a unicycle stunt.

Why did the magician prefer to call himself a mentalist?
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Because Mentacian just did not work.

What happend to the mentalist when he forgot
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic.
Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV.
European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8
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He would then become an escape artist.

Why did the mentalist start playing a guitar and sing during his act?
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He claimed to be an entertainer and needed to prove it

Hhy do mentatists smell funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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They are not supposed to smell sweet.

Why did the clown decide to be a top class mentalist?
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Because it's only mentalism

Does James Tong read minds?
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He is absolutely good in reading magic books.

Why did the magician prefer to view DVDs instead of reading books?
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The books were too hard to shove into his dvd player..

What was the magician favorite bratty kid book?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The idiot's guide to dealing with bratty kids.

Why was the magician awarded the magician of the year?
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