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He didn't perform the linking rings

Is the hokey pokey what its all about?
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Is that a trick question?

Why did the magician want to perform with 24 inches diameter linking rings?
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It's the smallest that will fit over his head..

What song did the magician play when he did the rings?...
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He couldn't play a song because his hsnds were holding the rings.

If the magician put down the rings then what music would he play?
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A real ringer of a tune.

Why did the magician jump into an open manhole?
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To escape the cops after him for busking..

What did the magician show the rats in the sewer while he was down there?...
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His Mickey Mouse watch.

How did the magician avoid the alligators in the sewer?
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His linking rings routine.

What happened when he did that?
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They gave him a nice tip..

What trick did the gators like best?...
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The straits jacket escape withe them underneath.

Why did the magician want to do the straits jacket escape instead of the siberian chain escape?
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He couldn't find the "link" for the chain trick website...

Why did the magician lose the key for his cuffs?...
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He thought he doesn't need it anymore.

Why did the magician use a three inch silk to vanish a zombie ball?
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Because using a larger silk wouldn't have been near as impressive.

What did the magician use to fix his leaky toilet?
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Magician's wax.

What did the magician do when his table crashed through the stage when he is performing halfway?
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He floated it back up..

Why did the magician use a trap door?...
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To escape the rotten eggs thrown at him.

Why did the magician appear a half dollar from a super sized balloon?
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Because he couldn't get the half dollar loading gimmick into a smaller balloon.

Why did the magician dress all of his assistant's in yellow dresses?
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Because he is doing 'yellow art magic'.

Why did the magician want to be perform wearing a T-shirt only?
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He wanted to make sure everyone could see him wiggle his wand

Why was it a yellow t-shirt?
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Because he was a fan of the Blackstone 6 bill repeat.

Why did the magician use a mop bucket for his miser's dream?
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