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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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He didn't perform the linking rings
Is the hokey pokey what its all about?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Is that a trick question?
Why did the magician want to perform with 24 inches diameter linking rings? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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It's the smallest that will fit over his head..
What song did the magician play when he did the rings?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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He couldn't play a song because his hsnds were holding the rings.
If the magician put down the rings then what music would he play?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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A real ringer of a tune.
Why did the magician jump into an open manhole?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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To escape the cops after him for busking..
What did the magician show the rats in the sewer while he was down there?...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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His Mickey Mouse watch.
How did the magician avoid the alligators in the sewer?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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His linking rings routine.
What happened when he did that? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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They gave him a nice tip..
What trick did the gators like best?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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The straits jacket escape withe them underneath.
Why did the magician want to do the straits jacket escape instead of the siberian chain escape? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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He couldn't find the "link" for the chain trick website...
Why did the magician lose the key for his cuffs?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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He thought he doesn't need it anymore.
Why did the magician use a three inch silk to vanish a zombie ball? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because using a larger silk wouldn't have been near as impressive.
What did the magician use to fix his leaky toilet?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Magician's wax.
What did the magician do when his table crashed through the stage when he is performing halfway? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17128 Posts
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He floated it back up..
Why did the magician use a trap door?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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To escape the rotten eggs thrown at him.
Why did the magician appear a half dollar from a super sized balloon? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he couldn't get the half dollar loading gimmick into a smaller balloon.
Why did the magician dress all of his assistant's in yellow dresses?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Because he is doing 'yellow art magic'.
Why did the magician want to be perform wearing a T-shirt only? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wanted to make sure everyone could see him wiggle his wand
Why was it a yellow t-shirt?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he was a fan of the Blackstone 6 bill repeat.
Why did the magician use a mop bucket for his miser's dream?
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