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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because a 7 foot one didn't meet fire codes.
What happened when the magician sat on his flash pot?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Fortunately it was a knocked-off model that did not work.
Why did the magician make a 6-foot hot rod paddle for his parlor performance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was performing for the visually impared.
Why didn't the same magician use a 6 foot set of color changing knives?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The police officer confiscated them.
What did the police officer do to the 6 footer color changing knives? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He sold them to Yao Ming...
Why did the magician perform the 1/2 inch color changing knives?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because he couldn't get the other 2 1/2 inches to change color.
Why did he sharpen his color changing knives?
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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So he could dress a bit sharper.
Why did the magician wear a Tux
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To fit in with the penguin review that was going on ahead of him.
Why did the magician dye his white tiger yellow?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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..to match his yellow elephant...
Why won't the magician perform fire tricks?...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He was burned out.
Why did the magician vanish his brother?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his brother was the one egging on all the bratty kids in the audience.
Why did the magician load his rabbit upside down?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was taught by another magician to do that.
Why did the kids laugh when the rabbit appeared from the box with two of its legs bandaged and also wearing an eye patch? |
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Alvo Regular user 102 Posts
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Because he showed everyone his pirate's booty.
Why did the magician cook a dove for dinner? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Parrots are too expensive..
What trick did the magician perform at the construction site?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The sawn and restored timber.
Why was the magician's parrot revealing his secrets? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He was a stool pigeon..
Why did the magician collect dental floss?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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For his gypsy thread routine.
Why did the magician load his dovepan with doughnuts?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can follow up with the linking doughnuts routine.
Why did the magician think his cut and restored pizza is a brilliant idea? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he can have his pie and eat it too.
Why did the magician tie his shoes together?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He already had a solo act.
Why did the magician lock his keys in the car? |
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