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Father Photius
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So his wife could get out.

How many Alabama horse ranchers does it take to make a decent silk magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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10 - one magician and 9 critics

What do you get when you cross a silk magician and a mentalist?
Alvo
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Mental Yarn.

How did the magician break his leg?
JamesTong
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By doing a good show.

Why did the magician produce all kinds of vegetables from his drawer box?
joseph
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He collects stuff thrown at him..

Why did the magician tie his dog's tail in a square knot?...
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JamesTong
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He is experimenting with dog tail magic.

What happens when the magician produced an elephant and a rat from the fire cage?
joseph
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He likes to watch animals smoke..

Why does the amazing jonathon have to cuss in his show?...
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JamesTong
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He has so many people to choose from to do that.

Why did the magician perform a silent act without music?
MikeHMagic
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He was a mime

How many magiains will want to perform my brand new trick the 101 linking donuts?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Homer Simpson, uh ...Homer Simpson....and uh, doh! Homer Simpson.

How can you tell which magician performed the vanishing beer trick?
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JamesTong
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The one that is not standing and talking straight.

Why did the magician eat all the doughnuts after producing them from the dove pan?
Father Photius
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Because his day job was as a cop.

Why did the magician perform in drag as Mae West?
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Bob Sanders
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So it would take six men to carry him out: Three a breast!

Why do you never see Paul Bunyon's Babe the blue ox used in magic?

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JamesTong
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Magicians don't read Paul Bunyon's books.

What did the magician do when he could not put out the fire when performing the fickle fire routine?
MikeHMagic
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He offered hand cooked food

Why did James wear donuts for ear rings?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bagels were too heavy..

Why did the magicians pen stop writing?...
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Father Photius
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Because the IT broke.

Why did the magician order a short beer?
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Because the show for 6 year olds was just about to begin and he didn't have time for more

Why did the magician use two microphones?
JamesTong
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How else is he going to do a switch?

Why did the magician yell loudly at the wall?
Father Photius
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The wall was hard of hearing.

Why did the magician's assistant eat only dry oatmeal?
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