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Bob Sanders
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She lived in a ocean of wheat.

Why doesn't a rabbit have a long tail?
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The farmer's wife thought it was a blind mouse.

How many magicians does it take to do the work of Larry, Curly, and Moe?
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11 - 1 to impersonate them and 10 critics giving their opinion

Why did the magician like copying the work of others?
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Because he liked wearing a mask and being on TV.

How much burbon does a good magician put in his milkshake?
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Enough to make him walk topsy turvey.

Why did the magician got fascinated with the parasol acts?
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Because he liked Singing in the Rain.

Why did the magician order a zag zig instead of a zig zag?
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It is the micro version that he can only afford.

Why did the magician realise it is time to retire?
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Because all four of his tires were bald.

Why did the magician wear his wife's dress on the stage?
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He had to be the assistant, magician, MC and stage hand.

Why did the magician produce a real roasted turkey for his comedy act?
Bob Sanders
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Because all the rest were half-baked.

Why did the magician avoid blue silks?
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JamesTong
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He's color blind and actually avoiding red silks.

Why did the magician volunteered to perform in the White House?
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Because they wouldn't hire him to perform.

Why did the Magician move to the hood in Detroit?
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So he can be closer to Dynamike.

Why is the magician jumping with joy when his cards fell all over the place?
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Because it was the first game of 52 pickup he ever won.

Why did the magician wear stripped suspenders?
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His polka dotted ones were in the wash..

What did the magician produce from the trash can?...
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Some trashy final loads.

What did the magician do when he is handed Dynamike's linking rings set?
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He gave back 97, and did the 3 ring routine..

Why did the magician stay up all night?...
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He tried hard following Dynamike's routine?

Why did the magician torture himself learning up Dynamike's 101 rings routine?
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He didn't know the demo was edited..

What is the best part of Dynamike's 101 rings routine? ...
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Watching it being performed.

Why did the magician decided to learn the linking hula-hoop routine?
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