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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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She lived in a ocean of wheat.
Why doesn't a rabbit have a long tail? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The farmer's wife thought it was a blind mouse.
How many magicians does it take to do the work of Larry, Curly, and Moe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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11 - 1 to impersonate them and 10 critics giving their opinion
Why did the magician like copying the work of others? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he liked wearing a mask and being on TV.
How much burbon does a good magician put in his milkshake?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Enough to make him walk topsy turvey.
Why did the magician got fascinated with the parasol acts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he liked Singing in the Rain.
Why did the magician order a zag zig instead of a zig zag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is the micro version that he can only afford.
Why did the magician realise it is time to retire? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because all four of his tires were bald.
Why did the magician wear his wife's dress on the stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He had to be the assistant, magician, MC and stage hand.
Why did the magician produce a real roasted turkey for his comedy act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because all the rest were half-baked.
Why did the magician avoid blue silks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's color blind and actually avoiding red silks.
Why did the magician volunteered to perform in the White House? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they wouldn't hire him to perform.
Why did the Magician move to the hood in Detroit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can be closer to Dynamike.
Why is the magician jumping with joy when his cards fell all over the place? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was the first game of 52 pickup he ever won.
Why did the magician wear stripped suspenders?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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His polka dotted ones were in the wash..
What did the magician produce from the trash can?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Some trashy final loads.
What did the magician do when he is handed Dynamike's linking rings set? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He gave back 97, and did the 3 ring routine..
Why did the magician stay up all night?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He tried hard following Dynamike's routine?
Why did the magician torture himself learning up Dynamike's 101 rings routine? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He didn't know the demo was edited..
What is the best part of Dynamike's 101 rings routine? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Watching it being performed.
Why did the magician decided to learn the linking hula-hoop routine? |
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