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Clubbed her over the head

what was their very first illusion?
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20th Century Fig Leaf

What is the best trick to perform for an audience full of lawyers?
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Ambulance Chaser Monte

What was the name of the very first magic convention that just did not seem to catch on?
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Ug Lee"s Poof Poof cavern

What was the name of the first fire trick
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VERY VERY Hot Rod

What were they thinking of using first as a icon for magic before the top hat?
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Half of a Dino egg with a shin bone as a wand

What was the first animal made to appear for the audience?
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A sabre-toothed rabbit.

What is the difference between a dinosaur and ERIC?
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There's a difference!!?? (sorry Eric hehehe)

What is the difference between George's hat and bad roadkill?
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George's hat doesn't taste like chicken.

George's hat is still alive.
50 pounds..or what ever it cost...

Why does my cat like Rocky so much?..(actually I call him Bob..the spring puppet as he was born in the spring)
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Cause it looks like George's hat

What will you get when your cat "Gets together" with George's hat
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The Cat's Meow.

Why does Harris' cat run off when he hits the high notes on his harmonica?
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(Aside. I assume that question is taken from real life. Funny thing about my cat is if I blow through a mouth squeaker he get's very worried and runs over to me and sits on my chest)

He runs off to retune his whiskers!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a caveman?
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(love the retune image...Yes Hannah appreciates the bass notes better. Reality is more fun then fiction ..and 2x as funny)

A need for some neosporin and an aspirin. (Got the scratch marks..but just guessing on the second one)

Why do people think Catwoman was such a bad move/movie for Halle Berry?
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Because the script was not purrfect.

Why dosen't a magician pull cat in a hat out of tip over trunk?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Because thing 1 and thing 2 take up all of the load space.

How are politicians and magicians alike?
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They both create the illusion that someting is actually happening when in reality nothing ever gets done at all. =)

What should become the new official spoken word greeting for all magicians when they meet each other?
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Hows tricks!?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a cheesecake?
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A 400 pound bird that will BREAK your Cracker


what do you get when you cross Gentle Ben with Clarence the cross eyed lion
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"Gladly" (the cross-eyed bear).

What do you get if you eat a clock?
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Too much time on your hands

What do you get when you cross Criss Angel with Richard Simmons?
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