Clubbed her over the head

what was their very first illusion?

20th Century Fig Leaf

What is the best trick to perform for an audience full of lawyers?

Ambulance Chaser Monte

What was the name of the very first magic convention that just did not seem to catch on?

Ug Lee"s Poof Poof cavern

What was the name of the first fire trick

VERY VERY Hot Rod

What were they thinking of using first as a icon for magic before the top hat?

Half of a Dino egg with a shin bone as a wand

What was the first animal made to appear for the audience?

A sabre-toothed rabbit.

What is the difference between a dinosaur and ERIC?

There's a difference!!?? (sorry Eric hehehe)

What is the difference between George's hat and bad roadkill?

George's hat doesn't taste like chicken.

George's hat is still alive.
50 pounds..or what ever it cost...

Why does my cat like Rocky so much?..(actually I call him Bob..the spring puppet as he was born in the spring)

Cause it looks like George's hat

What will you get when your cat "Gets together" with George's hat

The Cat's Meow.

Why does Harris' cat run off when he hits the high notes on his harmonica?

(Aside. I assume that question is taken from real life. Funny thing about my cat is if I blow through a mouth squeaker he get's very worried and runs over to me and sits on my chest)

He runs off to retune his whiskers!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a caveman?

(love the retune image...Yes Hannah appreciates the bass notes better. Reality is more fun then fiction ..and 2x as funny)

A need for some neosporin and an aspirin. (Got the scratch marks..but just guessing on the second one)

Why do people think Catwoman was such a bad move/movie for Halle Berry?

Because the script was not purrfect.

Why dosen't a magician pull cat in a hat out of tip over trunk?

Because thing 1 and thing 2 take up all of the load space.

How are politicians and magicians alike?

They both create the illusion that someting is actually happening when in reality nothing ever gets done at all. =)

What should become the new official spoken word greeting for all magicians when they meet each other?

Hows tricks!?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a cheesecake?

A 400 pound bird that will BREAK your Cracker


what do you get when you cross Gentle Ben with Clarence the cross eyed lion

"Gladly" (the cross-eyed bear).

What do you get if you eat a clock?

Too much time on your hands

What do you get when you cross Criss Angel with Richard Simmons?