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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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Those are candy cards and he could not resist it.
Why did the magician use red colored plastic coins for his misers dream? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was a cheap miser.
Why did the magician kick his duck bucket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because the duck refuse to come out into the limelight.
Why did the magician gets excited when he gets on stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because generally they are chasing him off the stage.
Why did James Tong stop doing birthday shows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He does not want to be reminded of his age
 and he does not have patience with those bratty kids.
What kind of shows is james Tong performing in now? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The flooded ones from the rain.
Why do all kids request Dynamike for their birthday? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they can't spell and think they are requesting "Dynamite".
Why was Max Maven unable to read Dynamike's mind?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Dynamike had the "mindfreak" flu.
Why does Dynamike refuse to have VIP listed under his name? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he thinks it stands for Venerial disease Infected Person.
Why did Dynamike take out a contract on Photius?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they discover they were brothers.
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On 2009-11-09 18:02, Father Photius wrote: What did Max Maven tell Photius for spelling his name wrong? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nothing, he knows Photius is a magician and it would magically change to correct by itself.
What trick did Dynamike do for the gang member who put a gun in his face?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Dynamike made the gang member disappear, but not the gun.
Why do all the magicians in the world love Dynamike? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he is no competition.
What did Johnny Thompson find in the bottom of his egg bag?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The bottom.
What did he pull out of the bag?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The bottom.
Why did Dynamike do a freak-out act for the kids? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because all the kids were mindfreaked kids of Criss Angel.
Why is Dynamike the number one talked about magician? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because the buddies here at the Café always joke with him and pull his legs.
Why did the magician wear oversized sun glasses at night? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To hide his masked moron identity.
Why would Photius not post in any of Dynamike's threads at first? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is a very slow reader and could not understand those posts.
Why is it normal for a magician to be jobless? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because no magician considers magic to be work.
Why did Dynamike propose to the Masked Magician?
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