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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts 
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He was wearing a mask too. (Next time tell him to cut eye holes.)
Why did the magician perform a one color Blendo? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he bought it from someone other than Bob.
What did Nani tell Mark when he burned the toast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17186 Posts
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Next time, use the toaster instead of flash paper..
What did the magician drop all over the stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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"Don't worry, it is for Dynamike."
What did the magician say when a snake came out of the magic hat instead of a rabbit? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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"Not a leg to stand on!"
Why did the magician only force odd cards? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he was an odd magician.
Why did the magician only use red backed cards? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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He didn't use Blue material in his act.
Why did the magician refuse the cordless mic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because with his act he needed something to hang himself with.
Why did the magician shave his poodle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match his bald head.
Why did the magician perorm with toy poodles and a live spider? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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It gave him an even dozen legs to base his act on.
Why did the magician carry a fly swatter on stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it wouldn't carry him.
Why did the magician pull a horse out of an egg bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To tell the kids the egg got hatched into a horse.
Why did the magician decide to use gigantic sized rice bowl to do the benson bowl routine? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because he needed somewhere to put his eggs.
What did the magician do with that spare horse? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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Used a dye tube and turned it into a horse of a different color.
Why are horseshoes open that the back? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To hide the extra coin.
Why did the magician steal everyone's ideas for his act? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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To be unique just exactly like they were.
Why do magicians only saw women in half? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it is so hard to figure out what to do with the extra parts.
What did Nani say when she found Mark in a motel with a turtle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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"And he is just a shell of a man!"
What is the average width of a comma? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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About half the width of an umlout.
What did Bob's wife say when he came home with 5 new beautiful female assistants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20527 Posts
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So you washed your hand!
What happens if you play in Texas without a fiddle in the band? |
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