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Father Photius
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Smile

Well nobody will accuse you of fiddling around.

What did the Texan say after setting foot into Oklahoma?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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It ain't Texas but it must be OK.

How are longhorns like politicians?
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I'm not from Texas, Bob, and I wouldn't know.

Why did the magician think he is funny?
Father Photius
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On 2009-11-10 23:18, Bob Sanders wrote:
It ain't Texas but it must be OK.

How are longhorns like politicians?


They are both full of bull
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On 2009-11-11 12:30, JamesTong wrote:
I'm not from Texas, Bob, and I wouldn't know.

Why did the magician think he is funny?


Because every time he performed, everyone laughed at him.

Why did the magician throw his props into the dump?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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(Long horns are like politicians because with the horns there is a point over here and one way over there. There is just whole lot of bull in between.)

It (the dump) was the only show in town.

Why did the magician always carry a can of Pam?
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Father Photius
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Because he was Johnny Thompson.

Why did the silk magician tie all his silks together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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He's Knot Telling!

How would tabman stop motion sickness?
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Because he did not want to be a liar when he told all the females on the streets of Las Vegas, "I got a long one."

What trick is Photoius best at performing?
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On 2009-11-11 16:42, Bob Sanders wrote:
He's Knot Telling!

How would tabman stop motion sickness?

(oops, wrong one)
Pull his own tab.

What trick is Photoius best at performing?
Bill Ligon
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The Holographic Quantumchromodynamic Card Duck Trick.

Why is Dynamike wearing a red shirt?
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He is not, it is a black shirt underneath a red jacket.

When will Bill get popular?
Bob Sanders
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(What trick is Photius best at performing?)

Checkers to Crowned Him!

Why are checkers played with round pieces?
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Father Photius
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Because Square pieces don't fit well on square holes...uh..

Why did the magician saw his chair levitation in two?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he could cut his assistant's pay check.

Why did Photius catch up with Dynamike's post?
Bob Sanders
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He has a power post hole digger!

Why don't rattle snakes bite lawyers?
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Father Photius
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They never bite their own kind.

Why did the magician put a rattlesnake in his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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To make a striking impression

What do snakes and jello have in common?
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Father Photius
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That I'm not fond of either one of them.

What did the magician stuff into the plastic egg?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Plastic mustard and pickles.

Why don't eggs have a window?
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Father Photius
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They don't want flys getting in.

Why did the magician throw away his socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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