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Bob Sanders
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He wanted to live foot-loose and fancy free.

Why did the magician teach his rabbit to Coo?
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JamesTong
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So the audience would think it is a giant dove.


Why did the magician wear his socks on his hands?
Father Photius
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Because he was too cheap to buy a dove.

Why was Ralph Kramden rejected by the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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They wanted him to spell his name Cramden.

Why did the magician refuse to use helium balloons?
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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To keep an all girl act, she wanted to use shelium balloons.

Why did Dynamike change his name to Dynamilk?
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JamesTong
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The milk company became his sponsor.

Why did the magician decide to study the chinese language?
Bob Sanders
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He wanted alphabet soup that was more fun.

Why did the magician hide ice in his pocket?
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JamesTong
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To cool the heat coming from it.

Why did the magician suddenly freeze during his performance?
Bob Sanders
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His volunteer was the FBI!

Why couldn't the magician find his vanished silk?
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JamesTong
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It is inside the TT inside the pocket of the jacket that is still in the cleaners.

How did the magician lose his tails?
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He backed into his buzz saw illusion..

Why did the magician only have 2 people in his audience?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because Penn and Teller were the only two interested in watching the masked magician's show.
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Why didn't Dynamike ask a question?... Smile ...
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Because he wasnt there.

Where was Dynamike?
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Trying to steal my 101 linking donut trick

When will he ever learn?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Mike never learns.

Why did the magician open ten bank accounts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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So he thinks he has money all over the place.

Why is the magician such a slow learner?
Father Photius
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Because he is James Tong, the magician who never sleeps!


What did the magician say when he woke up from the bad dream of the audience chasing him to discover he wasn't dreaming?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Gosh, Dynamike and Photius is chasing me.

Why is Dynamike and Photius casing after James Tong?
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Somebody told you that you had our balls.

Why did the magician paint his wand orange?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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