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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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He wanted to live foot-loose and fancy free.
Why did the magician teach his rabbit to Coo? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So the audience would think it is a giant dove.
Why did the magician wear his socks on his hands? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was too cheap to buy a dove.
Why was Ralph Kramden rejected by the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They wanted him to spell his name Cramden.
Why did the magician refuse to use helium balloons? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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To keep an all girl act, she wanted to use shelium balloons.
Why did Dynamike change his name to Dynamilk?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The milk company became his sponsor.
Why did the magician decide to study the chinese language? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted alphabet soup that was more fun.
Why did the magician hide ice in his pocket? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To cool the heat coming from it.
Why did the magician suddenly freeze during his performance? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His volunteer was the FBI!
Why couldn't the magician find his vanished silk? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is inside the TT inside the pocket of the jacket that is still in the cleaners.
How did the magician lose his tails? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He backed into his buzz saw illusion..
Why did the magician only have 2 people in his audience?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Penn and Teller were the only two interested in watching the masked magician's show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Why didn't Dynamike ask a question?...
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JimbosMagic Inner circle 1334 Posts
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Because he wasnt there.
Where was Dynamike?
JIMMY CARLO. KIDabra International Family Entertainer of the Year 2009.
IBM Triple Award Winner. Uk Champion of Comedy Magic. Represented the UK in the United Slapstick Awards on German TV. European Children's Entertainer of the year 2007/8 |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Trying to steal my 101 linking donut trick
When will he ever learn?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mike never learns.
Why did the magician open ten bank accounts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he thinks he has money all over the place.
Why is the magician such a slow learner? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is James Tong, the magician who never sleeps!
What did the magician say when he woke up from the bad dream of the audience chasing him to discover he wasn't dreaming?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Gosh, Dynamike and Photius is chasing me.
Why is Dynamike and Photius casing after James Tong? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Somebody told you that you had our balls.
Why did the magician paint his wand orange?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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