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Father Photius
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The answer to life, universe,and everything is 42.


Why did the magician hire a robot for an assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Because the assistant ran away.

Why did the magician's robot also escape and run away from his act?
Father Photius
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Because its pay wasn't oil that it was made out to be.

Why did the magician pull carrots out of his hat?
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JamesTong
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Because he just got a bunny to be his assistant.

Why is the magician having trouble finding an assistant?
Bob Sanders
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They know more magic than he does.

Why did the magician take the one-eyed Jacks out of his deck?
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He didn't like the way they looked at him..

Why did the magician hand out water at his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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To bless the audience.

Why did the magician levitate himself?
joseph
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He was standing on a trap door..

Why did the magician do a cannonball catching act?...
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JamesTong
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It is better than being jobless.

Why did the goose chase after the magician?
Bill Ligon
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You would too if you got goosed by a magician.

Where did the wild goose go?
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After the magician who stole his food..

Why won't the magician do any coin tricks?...
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JamesTong
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The goose took his coins away.

Why is the goose protecting the magician's dove pan?
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She didn't want her baby to get his goose cooked.

What is that magician having for dinner tonight.?
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JamesTong
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Peanuts found in his pocket.

What happened to the magician after that?
Father Photius
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He went out for some real food.

Why did the magician only hire red headed assistants?
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He always preferred Ginger over MaryAnn

Why did the clown eat a peanut butter and petrolium jelly sandwich?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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He's having a sick appetite.

Why did the magician use three tall assistants?
Father Photius
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To stretch his act.

Why did the magician hate pudding?
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Bill Ligon
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He wasn't a very good pudder.

Why did the magician put bacon in his egg bag?
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So he can have bacon and eggs after his show.

Why did the magician produce real sausages from his change bag?
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