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The restaurant was out of doggie bags..

Why did the magician spend $500 for a deck of cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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James Tong's signature was on every card

Why did the magician buys 100 thumb tips?
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Because he was all thumbs.

What is the worst load to put into a thumb tip?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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A female black widow spider!

Why did the magician sew his pockets closed?
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Bill Ligon
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To keep the black widow spiders out.

Why did the magician spray insecticide on his head?
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A critic told him he had a nervous tick.

Why did the magician let the air out of his car tires?
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He wanted to see if it would pack flat and play well.


Why did the man from the audience refuse to pick a card?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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To assure political correctness.

Why did volunteer hide his hands behind him?
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Because he didn't know which one was the clean one.

How many old jokes can a young magician tell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Enough to bore an old magician..

When did the assistant walk out from the show?...
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Even before the show started.

Why is the magician like producing a bat for his show?
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He had a witch for an assistant.

Why did the magician hire Disney as his finance director?
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Bill Ligon
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His act was Mickey Mouse.

Why did the magician produce a string of lit firecrackers?
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He wanted to finish with a bang..

What did the magician silk screen on his tshirt?...
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Book Me!

What did the magician do when the bratty kids visited his house?
joseph
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He dropped a fake hand and scared them away..

What trick did the magician do for the alien?...
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UFO Card...DUH *LOL*

Why wasn't the alien impressed?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders
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He had three hands himself!

What does a magician eat for breakfast?
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Any audience member of Mark Wilson's could answer that: Kelloggs!


What did the Frito Bandito say to the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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@#$%^&&***%#@ (He was cursing because the magician was deaf and dumb)

Why did the magician always eat fish and chips for lunch and dinner?
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