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Because someone in another thread taught him to fish..

Why did some people jump overboard after the cruise ship show?...
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They cannot stand the 101 rings routine.

Why did the magician insist to perform the vanishing elephant for his cruise act?
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He needed more room in his trunk.

Why do cruise lines want magicians that can't swim?
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They can be kicked out without any evidence.

Why did the magician register to compete in FISM with his clown act?
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He felt with all the other clowns performing a professional clown had the advantage.


Why did the magician's assistant fill his shoes with Canola oil?
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It goes well with corns..

Why did the magician make a wish at the well?...
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He had mistakenly tossed his hopping half in.

Why can't a magician do tricks with checks?
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Because the Hungarians get jealous.

How many ways are there to flub a double lift?
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Upside down, end over end, side roll overs, wrong side out. (Just watch my act!)

How far back does a card worker have to go using a double back?
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It depends on who he was playing poker with and how fast they can run.

How do coin workers pay their assistants?
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Very poorly.

What did the magician say when he pulled a skunk out of his hat?
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Hehehe Nyak-nyak-nyak ... those bratty kids are going to get it

Why did the magician not like those bratty kids?
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Because they post all his tricks on YouTube.

Why did the escape artist buy rusty handcuffs?
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To match his rusty look.

Why did the magician carry a bowling ball everywhere he goes?
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Because his fingers are stuck in it.

What did the magician pull out of his briefcase?
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Bob Sanders
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An eight foot long pencil.

Why do magicians prefer writing with an ink pen?
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Because they got burned when customers erased the dollar amount written in pencil on their contracts.


Why did the magician drive a hearse?
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To transport his latest sawing the coffin in half illusion.

Why did the magician dress himself up as Count Dracula?
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He vanted to suck your blood

Why did he forget the fangs?
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He sold them to buy O-blood.

Why did the magician not change his costume to be the werewolf instead?
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