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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to give everyone a full moon.

Why did the magician like changing his avatar before each show?
Father Photius
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To confuse the audience as to exactly whom the target would be.


Why did the magician do his act while swinging on a trapeze?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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To use an excuse to let go of his ex-wife.

What did Dynamike say after watching Photius perform with two popcorn kernels?
JamesTong
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"How did you do that"

Why did the magician carry a big sign that says "Hello"?
Bill Ligon
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No one can read a tiny sign that says "Hello."

What did the magician say when he found a mime in his luggage?
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JamesTong
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"What the ... " and then became speechless.

Why did the mime hide in the magician's luggage?
Dynamike
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Because changing clothes inside of luggage was part of the act.

Why did the mime jump on James' back?
JamesTong
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They are rehearsing a world famous act.

Why did the magician smile cunningly at a female audience?
Bob Sanders
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He suddenly realized he was in the Ladies' Room.

Why did the magician have a flat he couldn't fix?
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JamesTong
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Because he is having a disease called 'could-not-fix-anything-itis'.

Why did the magician took up strolling magic jobs at the zoo?
Dynamike
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So he would never get "booed" as he performed for the audience of animals.

Why did Photius want a big assistant?
magicoftomh
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Photius promised a show with tons of beautiful assistants.

Why wouldn't the magic shop sell Dynamike a thumb tip?
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Bob Sanders
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To see how long it took him to think of a trick with it.

Why do magicians never work barefoot?
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Father Photius
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On 2009-11-19 20:19, magicoftomh wrote:
Photius promised a show with tons of beautiful assistants.

(I actually did that at one time)

Because the Bear wouldn't give up using the feet.

Why did the magician wear two carnations in his lapel?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he lost the thrid one.

Why did Photius think Dynamike was Blackstone?
JamesTong
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If he is Blackstone then he wouldn't be called Dynamike.

Why did the magician insist performing with 6 assistants?
Bob Sanders
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He was performing for the whole week and he wanted to be the Sunday Best!

Why don't magicians drink canned drinks?
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JamesTong
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He only consume canned food.

Why did the magician lose his memory halfway in his act?
Bob Sanders
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He had a split personality.

Why can magicians eat peanuts?
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JamesTong
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This usually happens when they are jobless or they are paid with peanuts.

Why did the magician produce peanuts for his misers dream routine?
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