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Father Photius
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A Greek Geek

What do you get if kadabra abra instead of abra kadabra?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicgeorge
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A smuff of poke.

What's the difference between a feather flower and an oven-ready turkey?
magic4u02
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There's a difference!?? no wonder my stomach hurts. lol

IF you could pry George's hat off his head.. what would be another great use for it?
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Father Photius
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A porta pottie

What do you get when you shave off half of Kyle's mustache?
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Hair in the sink, on the floor....

What did the pregnant woman say to her obstetrician upon their first meeting?
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ERIC
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Ooops....

How do you nicely get the pickle out of the jar?
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That's another question, Not what she said...but it could be.
Father Photius
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You ask it politely to come out.

What do you call a magician with no key ring?
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Larry Bean
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A "completely" rounded individual.


What do you call a dog with no legs?
Father Photius
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It doesn't matter he won't come.

What is a rabbit-less magician called?
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Larry Bean
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Bald! (Hare-less)


What is the difference between a magician a large pizza?
Father Photius
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A large pizza really will feed a family of 4

What does a magician have when he is down in his cups?
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magic4u02
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A very very strange act lol

What do you get when Photius loses his glasses and has to perform a magic show?
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Larry Bean
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Something less than a "spectacle"!

What do you get when you play a Country/Western record backward?
ERIC
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Rap

What did Hagrid say when he saw Larry with his playing cards
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What did the pregnant woman say to her obstetrician upon their first meeting?
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"I'm dilated to meet you!"
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What did Hagrid say when he saw Larry with his playing cards
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"You mean its LARRY Potter??? I need to get my hearing aids fixed!

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Why did the pirate walk around with the ship's (steering) wheel jammed up in his crotch?
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magicgeorge
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He was having a funny turn. (" Aaar, it be driving me nuts")

What's black and blue and pink all over?
Larry Bean
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A sunburned bruise.

Why did the magician clear his throat?
Father Photius
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Because he wanted his tonsils to vanish.

Why did Magicgeorge buy a new hat?
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