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Bob Sanders
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It was the closest thing to money he had ever seen.

Why do magicians like Shell gasoline?
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Dynamike
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Because it helps inspire them to play the shell game.

Why did James give Photius a piggy back ride across stage after the show?
Bob Sanders
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He knew Photius lived in Texas and rode everywhere he went.

Why does James only have a left profile?
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Dynamike
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Because he left the right one at home.

Why do the kids yell, "Don't pick me" when Photius is performing?
Father Photius
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Because the only performing he does these days is very painful demonstrations of Kyusho Jutsu

Why did the magician throw away his computer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he finally reached 100,000 post on the Café.

Why does Photius think about calling Dynamike everyday?
JamesTong
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He is still thinking why Dynamike did not become a monk.

Why did the magician dressed up like the Vegas showgirl?
Dynamike
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Because her name was Melinda.

What is the last trick James would perform in front of a crowd full of Photius?
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The father of all card tricks..

Why did the magician throw a pie at the vent?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MagicBus
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Because his act was a little wooden, not one of the better cheaper acts.

Why did Eugene Burger order a Double Burger at the book store?
Father Photius
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So he could get Candice to shut up while he tried to read.

Why is the dummy always smarter than the ventriloquist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because the dummy is Dynamike and the ventriloquist is Photius.

Why did Superman file a lawsuit against Photius?
Father Photius
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I would never file a lawsuit against myself.

Why did the magician's assistant paint the magicians car purple?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was going to the vikings game..

Why did the magician perform at halftime at the superbowl?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To magically create wardrobe malfunctions.

What happened when the magician had a wardrobe malfunction?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Bob Sanders
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It answered the Carpenters' question, "Why do birds suddenly appear..."

What banjo music is appropriate for magic?
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Dynamike would prefer the 'I am a jolly good fellow' music.


Why did the magician spray water at the audience?
Bob Sanders
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He heard that they were sponging off others.

Why did the band wear blindfolds?
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JamesTong
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They think they look better than sunglasses.

Why did the magician join the band?
Bob Sanders
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To see if sharpes cause flats.

Why did the magician use a Sharpie Pen?
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