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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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To sign his autographs
Why did the magician dress up in tails jacket and a skirt? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was working in California.
Why do audiences clap when it's over? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To follow the instruction on the sign board that says, 'Clap and you get a prize'.
Why did the magician bow after every trick? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To hide the gimmick in his sock.
Where do magicians call home? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Wherever they can hang out with those magicians who also hang out with those who also hang out with .......
Why do magicians like hanging out with one another? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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How else are they going to steal each other's acts?
What happened when the hypnotist dropped his watch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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All eyes were on it..
Why does the hypnotist swing his pocket watch?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could hypnotize the pick pocketer.
Why did the magician bring a skunk to his show? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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It was going to be filmed in black & white..
Why did the magician want to meet the masked moron?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wants to be the apprentice.
Why did the magician jump with joy when the audience applauded? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Joy said she would marry him if could make a living.
Why did the magician not take the bus? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His ZigZag could not go through the door.
Why did the magician carry his sliding die box everywhere he goes? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He heard noises but no one was there.
Why did the magician carry rope in his pockets? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can rope in more spectators when he is busking.
Why did the magician scream loudly and then suddenly cry during his act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He realized that the thumb tip he bit was his real one.
Why did the magician keep a bucket of water in his car? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To cool down hi badly burnt thumb.
Why did the magician tie up 10 of those bratty kids during the show? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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To keep them from leaving in the middle of his show..
Why did the magician do 12 shows in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because doing 13 would be unlucky.
Why did the magician wear his socks over his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He misread the part about using socks as "outs".
Why did the magician mark each sock "right" or "left"? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Because east & west would look funny..
Why did the magician sell all of his illusions?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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