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JamesTong
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To sign his autographs

Why did the magician dress up in tails jacket and a skirt?
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He was working in California.

Why do audiences clap when it's over?
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To follow the instruction on the sign board that says, 'Clap and you get a prize'.

Why did the magician bow after every trick?
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To hide the gimmick in his sock.

Where do magicians call home?
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Wherever they can hang out with those magicians who also hang out with those who also hang out with .......


Why do magicians like hanging out with one another?
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How else are they going to steal each other's acts?


What happened when the hypnotist dropped his watch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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All eyes were on it..

Why does the hypnotist swing his pocket watch?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So he could hypnotize the pick pocketer.

Why did the magician bring a skunk to his show?
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It was going to be filmed in black & white..

Why did the magician want to meet the masked moron?...
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He wants to be the apprentice.

Why did the magician jump with joy when the audience applauded?
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Joy said she would marry him if could make a living.

Why did the magician not take the bus?
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His ZigZag could not go through the door.

Why did the magician carry his sliding die box everywhere he goes?
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He heard noises but no one was there.

Why did the magician carry rope in his pockets?
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So he can rope in more spectators when he is busking.

Why did the magician scream loudly and then suddenly cry during his act?
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He realized that the thumb tip he bit was his real one.

Why did the magician keep a bucket of water in his car?
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To cool down hi badly burnt thumb.

Why did the magician tie up 10 of those bratty kids during the show?
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To keep them from leaving in the middle of his show..

Why did the magician do 12 shows in one day?...
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Because doing 13 would be unlucky.

Why did the magician wear his socks over his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He misread the part about using socks as "outs".

Why did the magician mark each sock "right" or "left"?
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Because east & west would look funny..

Why did the magician sell all of his illusions?...
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