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Dynamike
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So he could leave the Black Panther club soon as possible.

Why did the magician use Crest toothpaste in his act?
Bob Sanders
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He want to do tricks that teeth in them.

Why did the magician insists on harp music?
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He figured by the time his audience got through with him, he'd be hearing it anyway.


Why did the magician buy a case of dynamite?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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He wanted to end his show with a bang!

Why did the magician perform at the funeral home?
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All his other audiences acted like they were dead,so he figured, why not?

What did the magician do when he cracked the egg and a pair of pantyhose fell out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"WoW! More supply of I.T", he said.

Why did the magician celebrate after his birthday party show?
Bob Sanders
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They let him live!

Why does a magician always have a roll of paper towels with him?
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JamesTong
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Because he perspire profusely in front of those bratty kids.

Why did the magician use kitchen towels instead of silks?
Bob Sanders
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It is hard to get blood out of silk.

Why did the magician carry a can opener?
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JamesTong
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How else is he going to take his meals?

Why did the magician go jobless all the time?
Bob Sanders
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He was afraid if he took a job he might miss a performance.

Why did the magician only wear one glove?
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JamesTong
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The other one was eaten by his dog.

Why did the magician collect cups and balls?
Bob Sanders
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He needed the cups to beg for money.

Why don't magicians work from a bicycle?
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JamesTong
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The last time I heard, he sold it.

Why did the magician sell off some of his props?
Bob Sanders
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Because misery loves company.

Why did the magician trade his DVDs for VHS?
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JamesTong
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He is still using the old faithful VHS machine.

Why did the magician prefer to view DVDs than reading books?
Bob Sanders
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He only understood pictures.

Why don't magicians wear letter sweaters?
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JamesTong
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They cannot read.

Why did the magician copy everybody's act?
Bob Sanders
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He wanted to be original just like them.

Why did the magician paint his wand red and white?
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To match the colors of his socks.

Why did the magician starting wearing the Santa Claus costume now?
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