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Bob Sanders
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On stage he was as slow as Christmas.

Why do they call it a "bag of tricks"?
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JamesTong
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That's all the magician could afford.

What did the magician do when Santa Claus came up to him?
Bob Sanders
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Lied about what a good boy he had been!

Why are candy canes so short?
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JamesTong
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The other half has been eaten by the magician.

What kind of xmas routine would the magician be performing?
Bob Sanders
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A snow job!

Why isn't Christmas in the summer?
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JamesTong
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It is. Summer is 24/7/365 in Malaysia.

Why did the magician always like to perform especially when it is snowing?
Father Photius
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Because he was told it would be a cold day before his act would become successful.

Why did the magician replace his sponge balls with cubes of cheese?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he can have his snacks and perform at the same time.

Why did the magician use a bowling ball for his zombie routine?
MikeHMagic
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He's a masochist

What did Santa's elf say to the kiddie clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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"I can put both my feet in one of your shoes."

Wht did the magician get for xmas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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A funny costume and a noise like that will never catch on.
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Why did Bob leave out a question in Gag Tag?
Bob Sanders
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He has a one sentence mind!

Why do magic wands have white tips?
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joseph
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To hide the duck..

What do you call a magician with money?...
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MikeHMagic
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A Thief! LOL

Who wants to learn my new 101 elf trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Santa Clause

Why do magicians sit down until Christmas time?
joseph
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To keep Santas knee warm..

Why did the magician jump off the balcony?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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His assistant's husband came home unexpectedly.


Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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If he spoke Spanish he would say Jo! Jo! Jo!

What do magicians call tragedies?
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Father Photius
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(Ya just had to bring up spanish to a guy who lives in El Paso)

Any show for which my paycheck bounces.

What do non canibal magicians eat for Thanksgiving?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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