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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Invisible turkey that doesn't require dressing.
Why did the magician announce, "Yo no say"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't know the spanish word was "se" not "say".
(and eating turkey of any kind is magician canibalism) What did Santa leave in the magician's sock?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A list of presents he wanted the magician to bring him on "Magic Day".
What trick did the magician perform for Thanksgiving? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Vanishing turkey!
Why did the government object to magicians performing Knots-Off Silk? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It's their job, they're the government
Why did the clown serve a rubber chicken instead of turkey on Thanksgiving?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because no one had any teeth.
What did the magician do to the peacock in front of the children? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Showed them a very unique magic fan.
Why don't card magicians ride bicycles? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Their feet won't fit in the card box..
Why did the magician eat the entire turkey?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His spectator never said "Stop".
Why don't magicians wear buckle shoes? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They look funny with no socks..
What did the pilgrim magician perform when he landed ashore?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The famous tossing the cookies trick.
Why did the magician try to use a turkey for a final load?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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If produced first, the turkey perched on his should made for a very long rest of the show.
What animal did the pilgrim magician produce from his hat? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A very angry squirrel
Why did the magician stick his head into a pumpkin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was told that he was out of his gourd.
Why does the magician limit himself to round balloon magic? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The triangular ones were too difficult to make..
Whe did the magician only eat turkey legs?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted the best he could get. He knew they could walk but they are poor at flying.
Why is a turkey's neck so long? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Less chance of missing with the axe..
Why did the magician try to teach his dog new tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought his dog knew the classics.
Why did the magician work with a chainsaw? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he is a real cut up.
Why did the magician paint his car blue?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To go with his name: Chip.
Why did the magician avoid using cattle in his act? |
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