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Father Photius
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Because he thought they caused too much Moovment.

Why did the magician put his assistant into the straight jacket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Otherwise she had her fingers into everything.

What is a magician's least favorite food?
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Father Photius
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The kind he has to forage from a dumpster.


Why did the magician put his assistant on a slow boat to China?
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Bob Sanders
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He was taking a plane!

Why did the magician take all the red cards out of the deck?
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Father Photius
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Because he was afraid that with them he would be called a card carrying Red.

Why can't frogs perform magic tricks?
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Bob Sanders
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They have loose tongues and ultimately, nothing flies (long).

Why should you never do magic for Congress?
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JamesTong
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They can make you disappear for good.

Why did the penguin take up magic?
Father Photius
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Well he already was wearing a tuxedo...

Where did Celeste Evans really hide all those doves?
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JamesTong
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She refused to tell me.

Why did Celeste Evans want to do a dove act?
Bob Sanders
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It just tickled her!

Why does James come onto the Café at such strange times?
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Father Photius
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Because he is a strange Café member.


Why did Godzilla refuse to study magic?
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Bob Sanders
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The title of the book was only Learn a Little Magic and he was embarrassed about his size.

Why is Godzilla afraid of rabbits?
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Father Photius
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Because they keep going and going and going and going and going.

How did the magician levitate Mothra?
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JamesTong
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I cannot reveal the secret in a public forum.

Why did the magician decide to levitate an elephant?
magicgeorge
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An African or an Indian elephant? Boom! JT explodes!

Why did the duck wear 3 hats?
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To help cover his bill..

Why would the magician buy 2 newspapers a day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because 3 would be waaaaaaaay too many

What did the clown say when she pulled Godzilla out of her clown hat?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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"Those guys in the front row are the hecklers, go after them and have fun"

Why did the clown perform magic when he is not supposed to?
Bob Sanders
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It was a secret performance.

Why was the clown worried when he learned that the next show was for the color blind?
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JamesTong
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His colorful silk act would be a great disappointment for him.

Why did the magician dressed up in a clown costume at the front and a mime at the back?
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