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Cause he was clowning around, but a mime is a terrible hing to waste

What did the mime say to Godzilla?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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Godzilla could not understand all those sign languages so decided to stomp him flat to the ground.

Why did the magician like spending time reading cartoon comics?
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Everyone there dressed just like him.

Why don't magicians use a lot of water balloons?
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They make messy balloon animals.

Why was the magician cross eyed?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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He tried watching two doves at the same time.

Why did the magician use a peppermint stick for his wand?
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He wants to show off his slick move licking the wand.

Why did the magician take out 2 doves and do nothing with it?
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One for the money but two for the show.

Why do magicians buy white doves and then dye them?
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They have nothing better to do.

Why did the magician crashed through the trapdoor during his act?
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The instructions mentioned the French Drop.

Why did the magician order his Sands of the Desert in just black and white?
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Because it was a Black and White catalog.

What did the magician say when the Sands arrived and they were not actual sands from the desert?
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He waxed despondently.

Why did the magicians remove all the diamonds from the deck of cards?
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He wanted to make his wife a diamond necklace

Why did the mime have to talk during his "act"?
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He forgot his mime act!

Why don't flash lights smoke?
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There was a no smoking sign.

What did the magician do when he forgot the card he forced on the audience?
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He produced the Joker as wild!

Why did the magician refuse to do salt tricks?
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Because it does not taste sweet.

Why did the magician vanish the candle?
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He was out of lightbulbs

What did Godzilla say after watching James Tong's Clown act?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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"Wait till I tell Rodan about this."..

Why did the woman hire the clown instead of the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Her husband was cheaper....

What trick did the husband learn from Bob Sanders?
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Diamonds are a girl's best friends!

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, why is a dog man's best friend?
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