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Dogs don't want diamonds

What did the dog magician do for his final trick?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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The saliva aces..

Who did the magician replace his female assistant with?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Harvey the 6' tall rabbit.

What is the best golf trick?
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The hole in one.

What is the silliest silk trick the magician did?
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The "read the silk's mind" trick.

Why did the magician cut his TT in half?
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He used his new chainsaw earlier..

Why did the magician produce sawdust from his rice cups?...
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The instruction says, "If you cannot find rice, use any kind of sawdust!"

Why did the magician want to build a workshop?
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Because he got a franchise from the Masked Moron to reproduce rip offs of the illusions the Moron exposes.

Why did the magician feed his rabbit a tea bag?
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They say tea makes rabbit wiser.

Why did the assistant expose the magician's secret?
Bob Sanders
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She thought the audience was behind the curtain.

Why is there no IQ test for magicians?
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Because you have to have one before it can be tested.

Why did the magician with an abcessed tooth say "honda" after he passed gas on stage?
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He was dealing with the root'n tooten ropes of life.

Why did the magician use oysters in his act?
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He didn't want to anger the mollusk union.

Why did the magician put a raccoon in his dove pan?
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He thought it was a raccoon pan.

Why did the magician refuse to buy hardcover magic books?
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Because they were too hard to crack to get to the secrets.


Why does Bob Sanders try to hide a pigmy elephant in his hip pocket?
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To balance the weight of the kangaroo in his opposite pocket..

Whe did the magician only sell 4 tickets to his full evening show?...
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5 is too many.

Why did the magician want to start his own magic theatre show?
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He needed somewhere to store his illusions..

Why did the magicians illusion fall apart on stage?...
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He did not use any nails or glue ... only Scotch tape to hold them together.

Why did the magician want to build his illusions himself without any woodworking knowledge?
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Ignorance and arrogance sets you up for being in the best of tricks.

Why did the magician all knots be tied left handed?
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