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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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Dogs don't want diamonds
What did the dog magician do for his final trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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The saliva aces..
Who did the magician replace his female assistant with?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Harvey the 6' tall rabbit.
What is the best golf trick? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The hole in one.
What is the silliest silk trick the magician did? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The "read the silk's mind" trick.
Why did the magician cut his TT in half?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He used his new chainsaw earlier..
Why did the magician produce sawdust from his rice cups?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The instruction says, "If you cannot find rice, use any kind of sawdust!"
Why did the magician want to build a workshop? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he got a franchise from the Masked Moron to reproduce rip offs of the illusions the Moron exposes.
Why did the magician feed his rabbit a tea bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They say tea makes rabbit wiser.
Why did the assistant expose the magician's secret? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She thought the audience was behind the curtain.
Why is there no IQ test for magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because you have to have one before it can be tested.
Why did the magician with an abcessed tooth say "honda" after he passed gas on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was dealing with the root'n tooten ropes of life.
Why did the magician use oysters in his act? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He didn't want to anger the mollusk union.
Why did the magician put a raccoon in his dove pan?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thought it was a raccoon pan.
Why did the magician refuse to buy hardcover magic books? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they were too hard to crack to get to the secrets.
Why does Bob Sanders try to hide a pigmy elephant in his hip pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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To balance the weight of the kangaroo in his opposite pocket..
Whe did the magician only sell 4 tickets to his full evening show?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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5 is too many.
Why did the magician want to start his own magic theatre show? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He needed somewhere to store his illusions..
Why did the magicians illusion fall apart on stage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He did not use any nails or glue ... only Scotch tape to hold them together.
Why did the magician want to build his illusions himself without any woodworking knowledge? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Ignorance and arrogance sets you up for being in the best of tricks.
Why did the magician all knots be tied left handed? |
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