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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts 
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He was left handed..
Why did the magician join the navy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To see the world, but all he saw was the sea.
Why did the Monkey try to learn the ambitious card routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Monkey see. Monkey do.
Why did the monkey give up on learning the ambitious card routine? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He couldn't find a magician who could actually do it to compare himself with.
Why did the magician introduce his girlfriend to his wife?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They were the same. (Let's hope!)
Why did the magician sell all of his blue silks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are the only silks he has.
Why did the magician like to do only silks acts? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His audience looked wormy.
Why did the magician keep his doves on ice? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's training them for their ice skating routine.
Why did the magician want to skate on ice and perform at the same time? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He thought he had a slick act.
Why did the mentalists all bet heavy on Texas and against Alabama?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They have switched to the "one behind" method.
Why is a football pointed on the ends? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So the Crimson tide will know which way to run.
How many pigs does it take to make a decent bar-b-que?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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1, but it really has to know how to build one first
Can you make a changebag from a sow's ear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No, but you can make some pretty good pork rinds.
How many cell phones must a magician have to get one gig?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That'll depend on if he does "Tossed Out Phone" or "Cell Phone on the Ceiling".
Why was the mentalist late to his gig? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was collecting his winnings from betting on Texas in the BCS championship game.
Why did the hypnotist take out fire insurance?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He could not recall if he cut off the stove.
Why did the fireman take off his boots? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They were melting on his feet..
Why did the magician go into the burning home?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To drag out the fireman with the melting boots.
Why did the magician attach a printer to his zig zag?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To give emphasis to the graphic presentation of the effect.
Why are islands always so close to water? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Water prefers beachside property.
Why can't magicians build sand castles? |
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