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He was left handed..

Why did the magician join the navy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To see the world, but all he saw was the sea.

Why did the Monkey try to learn the ambitious card routine?
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Monkey see. Monkey do.

Why did the monkey give up on learning the ambitious card routine?
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He couldn't find a magician who could actually do it to compare himself with.

Why did the magician introduce his girlfriend to his wife?
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They were the same. (Let's hope!)

Why did the magician sell all of his blue silks?
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They are the only silks he has.

Why did the magician like to do only silks acts?
Bob Sanders
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His audience looked wormy.

Why did the magician keep his doves on ice?
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He's training them for their ice skating routine.

Why did the magician want to skate on ice and perform at the same time?
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He thought he had a slick act.

Why did the mentalists all bet heavy on Texas and against Alabama?
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They have switched to the "one behind" method.

Why is a football pointed on the ends?
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So the Crimson tide will know which way to run.

How many pigs does it take to make a decent bar-b-que?
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1, but it really has to know how to build one first

Can you make a changebag from a sow's ear?
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No, but you can make some pretty good pork rinds.


How many cell phones must a magician have to get one gig?
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That'll depend on if he does "Tossed Out Phone" or "Cell Phone on the Ceiling".

Why was the mentalist late to his gig?
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He was collecting his winnings from betting on Texas in the BCS championship game.

Why did the hypnotist take out fire insurance?
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Bob Sanders
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He could not recall if he cut off the stove.

Why did the fireman take off his boots?
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They were melting on his feet..

Why did the magician go into the burning home?...
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To drag out the fireman with the melting boots.

Why did the magician attach a printer to his zig zag?
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To give emphasis to the graphic presentation of the effect.

Why are islands always so close to water?
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Water prefers beachside property.

Why can't magicians build sand castles?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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