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Bob Sanders
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His number one son was in the show.

Why are stages square and circus rings round?
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Father Photius
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No, its pi are square, cornbread are round.


Why did the magician sit on the pie?
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Bob Sanders
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He thought it would help him get a Round Tu It.

Why are apples only red on the outside?
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Father Photius
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Because they don't blush on the inside.

Why did Blackstone never vanish a giraffe?
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The box took too long to assemble..

Why did Blackstone float light bulbs?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So he can save money on wirings.

Why did the magician like to perform huge illusions?
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It was fun transporting 3 moving vans..

Why did the juggler keep dropping the bowling pins?...
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He is trying to get a strike.

Why did the juggler decide to be a magician?
Father Photius
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Because he was all thumbs.

How did the Lone Ranger do the pass?
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JamesTong
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The same way Zorro did it.

Why did the Lone Ranger and Zorro team up to do an act?
MikeHMagic
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He passed away

Why did the clown decoarte her xmas tree with rubber chickens?
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Dang James you're fast!

Because Tonto wanted top billing

Why did the clown decoarte her xmas tree with rubber chickens?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Those naked chickens look sexy on her tree.

Who did the clown invite for her xmas party?
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Any joker who would show up...

Why did the lone ranger perform the bullet catching trick?...
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He enjoyed shooting at Tonto.

Why is it a good thing Tonto doesn't speak Spanish?
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He had a hard enough time with english..

Why did the Lone Ranger levitate Silver?...
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Bob Sanders
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He misunderstood them when they said "when pigs fly..."

Why wasn't Silver black?
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Bill Ligon
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The Lone Ranger polished him every day.

Why hasn't Tonto ever figured out that "tonto" means "stupid?"
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Joseph told him that it is a cool name.

Why did the Lone Ranger not have a female assistant?
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Because he didn't want people to misunderstand the expression "The Lone Ranger Rides Again"


Why did the Flash never learn sleight of hand?
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