|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..73..143..213..283..352~353~354~355~356..371..385..399..413..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
|
He thought that Rudolph the Red was Russian.
How could Frosty the Snowman be levitated? |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
|
With an ice cream float..
Why did Santa skip the magicians house on xmas?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Because it was the masked moron and he'd been naughty and not nice.
How did the magician levitate Santa's sleigh?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
|
The magician has a magic wand to fulfill his Christmas want list.
Why are magic wands straight? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Because only apparel is gay at Christmas time (Don we now our gay apparel...)
How did the magician levitate Santa's sleigh?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
|
His reindeer were all high.
What would Santa do if we had a heat wave Christmas and there was no snow? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
Deliver presents in his burmuda shorts.
Why don't elves build zig zag illusions?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
They only know how to build doll houses.
What do elves do when Santa is not around? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
|
They break out the keg and have a toga party..
What is Santas favorite magic trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
|
Empty Toy Bag!
Why does Santa wear red in the dark? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
|
If he wore black, he may be mistaken for a burgler..
What ornament was the magicians favorite?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
TKO MAGIC Regular user 130 Posts
|
The d'lite bulbs
Why did the magician get a small tree for xmas? |
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
So it can fit into the Thumb Tip.
What did the magician perform for the elves for xmas? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
|
Elves to thumb tip..
Why did the magicians xmas tree fall?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
|
H yelled "TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Who is "DON" in the lyric "Don we now our gay apperal?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
He is the parking lot attendant at the Sahara in Las Vegas.
Why do magicians say Akabracadabra instead of Ho ho ho?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
The last time he said, "Ho Ho Ho", he got stampeded by those bratty kids.
Why did the magician take up all kinds of jobs? |
|||||||||
|
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
|
He wanted to be a jack of all trades..
Why did the magician produce a 20' xmas tree?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
|
JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
|
That's the one he chopped from his neighbour.
Why did the magician prefer a micro xmas tree? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
|
It was more suited to his mini brain.
Why are fig newtons so magical?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..73..143..213..283..352~353~354~355~356..371..385..399..413..427..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Dec 13, 2009 12:47 am 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.13 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|