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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts 
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Eat about 15 and find out..
Where did the magician hide his $500 xmas gift?...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Where did a magician get $500?!
What is Santa's elves favorite holiday?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Elf-vis's birthday.
What does Santa pull out of his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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TheRaven Special user 597 Posts
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Reindeer feed!
Why did the magician get a lump of coal for xmas? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's all he could afford.
What did the magician do when he is broke and jobless? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He joined the other magicians..
What was the magicians' favorite xmas song?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Money, money, money.
Why did the audience laugh when the magician produce a 2 inch xmas tree? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He told them it would be what's left after taxes.
Why don't lawyers trust magicians? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because magicians have too many secrets.
Why are secrets the most important thing to magicians? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It can't tell you that. I'm a magician.
Are most stage hands right hands or left ones? Why? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That depends on where they are - stage left or right.
Why do magicians not like to turn their backs towards the audience? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The thrown tomatoes, you don't duck, make big spots on the rented tux.
Why don't magicians use more roller skates on stage? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They prefer skate boards now.
Why do magicians laugh when they make a blunder? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Cause it makes them feel like a clown and they think clowns are funny....or not!
Why did the clown leave arubber chicken and a shot of moonshine for Santa
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the clown was a dumb cluck and wanted to be sure that Santa could rise and Shine.
Who put the nog in Eggnog?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Julia Child back in 1890..
What is the purpose of ribbon candy?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To tie up candy packages with.
What illusion did the magician do with Julia Child?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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None..She was way too tall for the box..
What did the magician do after the xmas show?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He went out on the streets to find a ho, ho, ho.
Why did the magician wrap himself and hide under the Christmas tree?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He can't, he's too big.
Why did the magician bounce endlessly on stage during his act? |
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