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Eat about 15 and find out..

Where did the magician hide his $500 xmas gift?...
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Where did a magician get $500?!

What is Santa's elves favorite holiday?
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Elf-vis's birthday.

What does Santa pull out of his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Reindeer feed!

Why did the magician get a lump of coal for xmas?
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That's all he could afford.

What did the magician do when he is broke and jobless?
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He joined the other magicians..

What was the magicians' favorite xmas song?...
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Money, money, money.

Why did the audience laugh when the magician produce a 2 inch xmas tree?
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He told them it would be what's left after taxes.

Why don't lawyers trust magicians?
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Because magicians have too many secrets.

Why are secrets the most important thing to magicians?
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It can't tell you that. I'm a magician.

Are most stage hands right hands or left ones? Why?
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That depends on where they are - stage left or right.

Why do magicians not like to turn their backs towards the audience?
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The thrown tomatoes, you don't duck, make big spots on the rented tux.

Why don't magicians use more roller skates on stage?
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They prefer skate boards now.

Why do magicians laugh when they make a blunder?
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Cause it makes them feel like a clown and they think clowns are funny....or not!

Why did the clown leave arubber chicken and a shot of moonshine for Santa
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Because the clown was a dumb cluck and wanted to be sure that Santa could rise and Shine.


Who put the nog in Eggnog?
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joseph
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Julia Child back in 1890..

What is the purpose of ribbon candy?...
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Father Photius
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To tie up candy packages with.


What illusion did the magician do with Julia Child?
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None..She was way too tall for the box..

What did the magician do after the xmas show?...
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He went out on the streets to find a ho, ho, ho.


Why did the magician wrap himself and hide under the Christmas tree?
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He can't, he's too big.

Why did the magician bounce endlessly on stage during his act?
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