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He was in Hawaii..

Why did the magician produce a coconut from his egg bag?...
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He was in Hawaii..

How did the magician's wife make his gold coins disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The same way she did his bills..

Why did the little magician use jumbo cards?...
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It gave him a place to hide and do body steals.

Why did the magician only work with bent coins?
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He didn't have time to straighten every coins he bent.

Why did the magician like bending coins?
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At heart he was a crook.

Why do magicians prefer borrowed bills to IOUs?
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It's not as much fun burning an IOU..

What was the name of the magician's dove?...
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He had two: Spot and Rover!

When is doing magic poor taste?
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When you serve fake foods.

Why did the magician want to levitate a durian?
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Because the durian refused to levitate itself.

Why did the magician use a three legged dog in his act?
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He bought him at 25% off sale

Why did the 3 legged dog bark at the clown?
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Nobody nose!

Where do magicians keep their data base of secrets?
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On a sheet of flash paper..

What was the magicians favorite xmas food?...
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Anything he is starving!

Why did the magician wear his shorts backwards?
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So it would look like he was walking off stage..

Why did the magician hate New Years?...
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He is always jobless during New Years.

Why did the magician do a M J moon-walk when e is performing the blind fold trick?
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He wanted a "Thriller" of a trick..

Why did the magician do a show on a raft?...
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He needed a huge trap door.

Why don't magicians use snails in magic?
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They have enough shells..

Why did the magician produce 40 silver dollars?...
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He knew the stigma that went with 30 pieces of silver.

Why did the magician buy a can of Black Flag insecticide?
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