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JamesTong
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So he will not be jobless.

Why did the magician's wife perform the sawing in half illusion on him in the act?
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She would have a spare just in case..

What was the name of the juggler/mine act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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The Amazing Tongini.

Why did the magician like performing outdoor when it is snowing?
Bob Sanders
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He thought it would add atmosphere to Snow Storm in China.

Why did the magician keep changing his screen name?
Bob Sanders

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He ran out of clean underwear

Why did the clown make a rubber pizza appear?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He had multiple personalities
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Why didn/t Mr Mike ask a question? .. Smile ...
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Because he already has all the answers.

What did the magician say when the boy held out his clean hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"Come back when it's dirty."..

Where did the magician get his thimbles?...
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From Tom Thumb and Thimbilina.

Why did the magician keep a butcher knife in his back pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To show off his latest cut and restored silk.

Why did the magician levitate the lawn mower?
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Because he let his grass grow too high.

How did the magic clown translate Coup de grace into English?
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With the help of Fr. Photius.

Why did the magician perform wearing a 6 feet stilt?
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Because he had a short act and wanted to make it longer. (Oh James! You missed it! Coup de grace = mow de lawn).

Why did James Tong translate the entire "Now that's funny" forum into Chinese?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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(Fr. Photius, I actually didn't know that Coup de grace = mow de lawn. Thanks.)

So his Chinese friends can read and enjoy the jokes.

Why did the magician's wife took over his act permanently?
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Because he was doing 20 to life for writing hot checks.

(Coup de grace really means final blow of blow of grace. But in English sounds like "cut the grass")


Why did the magician pawn his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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(Thanks, Fr. Photius. Learn something new here.)

The gold finger ring could not come out of her finger.

Why is the magician's wife getting more shows than him?
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She's a stripper.


Why was the magician always seen in a taxi?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He's working the cab performing for the passengers.

What kind of tricks would he be performing?
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The old take the money and run trick.


Why did the magician run naked from his girlfriend's house?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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