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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts 
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On 2009-12-20 23:26, Father Photius wrote: You mean exotic dancer, right?.. He got cleaned out in strip poker.. Why did the magician vacuum his cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can re-use the woofle dust tha are sprinkled on it.
Why did the magician keeps boxes of woofle dust at home? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That way he could limit the competition!
Why do magicians use wands for rope magic but not use rope for wand magic? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They could not find very stiff rope.
How did the magician carry his props when he skateboard all the way to his gig? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Extra large thumb tip..
Why did the magician eat an ice cream cone before the show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So that he would be cool, calm and collected on stage.
How did the Malaysian Magician make a Moose disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With a very large spoon!
Why does a goat have two horns and a unicorn only has one? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because there is no such thing as a unigoat
Why did Rebo pour seltzer down Mark's pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is...
If half the magicians are above average and half the magicians are below average, how many magicians are average? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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None, but then magicians were never very logical or statistical.
What did the magician pull out of Abraham Lincoln's stove pipe hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A note saying "Use for protection in theaters" OSHA.
Why are there weeping willows but never pines? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because all the pines have pined themselves away.
Why did the magician climb a tree?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His career path took him out on a limb.
Why did the mime do a Beetles Show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Caused they loved him , yah, yah, yah.....
Why did the physician marry a magician?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She believed in miracles.
Why do we assume Texas is a Lone star state? It has plenty. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The stars at night are big and bright.... deep in the heart of Texas!
Why do so many great magicians come from Texas?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That is a lone star story.
Are miniature cards bigger in Texas? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I don't know all the miniature cards I've ever seen around here have Jumbo written on them.
What is the greatest illusion ever done in Texas?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The oil well to dollar illusion..
Why did the magician move to Texas?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can fill his Lotta with oil.
What did the magician perform on the oil rig? |
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