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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because Geese never could write.
What does Larry Bean really hide behind those giant cards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Quote:
Name a magician without any visible means of support: Balducci ______________ When geese are flying in "V" formation, why is one side of the V always longer than the other? That's Viagra for you... --------- OK, now that we're all caught up... For you news junkies: what happens when you sit on a bathroom toilet for two years?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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[Damn - you guys are fast!]
What does Larry Bean really hide behind those giant cards? A stolen wristwatch. ---- [OK, let's try again:] For you news junkies: what happens when you sit on a bathroom toilet for two years?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Senator Larry Craig thinks he struck out.
What do Obama and Hillary have in common? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The letter "A" and 3 syllables. Oh - and both want to make George W. Bush disappear.
What did the snail say to the turtle while riding upon it's back?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Slow down, your moving too fast. Try to make the moment last...
What keeps kyle standing up?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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His dedication as he's an upstanding member of the community. [Or, perhaps it's because his shoes are nailed into the floor?]
When should you beat up someone whose holding a sack of goose feathers?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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(Joc your check is in the mail my friend.. hehehe it is not much but then again my wife takes the rest.) hehehe
Anytime you want. If they are holding goose feathers, you know they just have to be up to no good. Besides the goose feathers will soften the blows. =) Why is it that even though Kyle does all the bookings and talking with clients, does the check always always go to his wife? (and yes this is my question) lol
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Why should it be any different for you than anyone else? =)
"Mommy, Mommy why do I keep running around in circles?" |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Is her name "Wells Fargo?"
[BTW, you kick them when they're down!] ---- If Kyle swallowed the check, what would you have?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Well if I had hiccups it would be a check up. hehehe If I started hopping up and down it would be a BOUNCED check. =)
What do you get if you take Joc's yellow hat and combine it with Larry's giant cards, my 4 billiard balls and Photius' glasses?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I don't know - but if it speaks - you better listen!
What magic trick has New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer inspired? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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A very expensive trick called "Kristen."
What did Santa say when he brought Spitzer his Christmas gifts?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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HO HO HO
Why does Kyle have so much fun with magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because his wife told him to.lol Kyle always listens to the wife. (sink wink nudge nudge)
What does a magician take to cure a common cold?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The 4 giant aspirin tablets that you're holding!
What's the definition of "innuendo?"
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Something Jim McGreavy would talk about....(Hey,I'm from Jersey and can say that!)
How do you make $6000 just disappear? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Take a vacation to Las Vegas,
How much starch does Photius have in his collar? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts
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I don't know but it works "devinely".
What routine should I share after the Passover Sedar?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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How about the broken and restored Afikomen?
How many animals of each SPECIES did Moses bring with him on the ark?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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