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Because Geese never could write.

What does Larry Bean really hide behind those giant cards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Name a magician without any visible means of support:


Balducci
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When geese are flying in "V" formation, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?

That's Viagra for you...

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OK, now that we're all caught up...


For you news junkies: what happens when you sit on a bathroom toilet for two years?
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[Damn - you guys are fast!]

What does Larry Bean really hide behind those giant cards?

A stolen wristwatch.

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[OK, let's try again:]

For you news junkies: what happens when you sit on a bathroom toilet for two years?
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Senator Larry Craig thinks he struck out.

What do Obama and Hillary have in common?
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The letter "A" and 3 syllables. Oh - and both want to make George W. Bush disappear.

What did the snail say to the turtle while riding upon it's back?
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Slow down, your moving too fast. Try to make the moment last...

What keeps kyle standing up?
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His dedication as he's an upstanding member of the community. [Or, perhaps it's because his shoes are nailed into the floor?]

When should you beat up someone whose holding a sack of goose feathers?
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(Joc your check is in the mail my friend.. hehehe it is not much but then again my wife takes the rest.) hehehe

Anytime you want. If they are holding goose feathers, you know they just have to be up to no good. Besides the goose feathers will soften the blows. =)

Why is it that even though Kyle does all the bookings and talking with clients, does the check always always go to his wife? (and yes this is my question) lol
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Why should it be any different for you than anyone else? =)


"Mommy, Mommy why do I keep running around in circles?"
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Is her name "Wells Fargo?"

[BTW, you kick them when they're down!]
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If Kyle swallowed the check, what would you have?
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Well if I had hiccups it would be a check up. hehehe If I started hopping up and down it would be a BOUNCED check. =)

What do you get if you take Joc's yellow hat and combine it with Larry's giant cards, my 4 billiard balls and Photius' glasses?
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I don't know - but if it speaks - you better listen!

What magic trick has New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer inspired?
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A very expensive trick called "Kristen."

What did Santa say when he brought Spitzer his Christmas gifts?
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HO HO HO

Why does Kyle have so much fun with magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because his wife told him to.lol Kyle always listens to the wife. (sink wink nudge nudge)

What does a magician take to cure a common cold?
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The 4 giant aspirin tablets that you're holding!

What's the definition of "innuendo?"
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Something Jim McGreavy would talk about....(Hey,I'm from Jersey and can say that!)


How do you make $6000 just disappear?
Larry Bean
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Take a vacation to Las Vegas,

How much starch does Photius have in his collar?
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I don't know but it works "devinely".

What routine should I share after the Passover Sedar?
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How about the broken and restored Afikomen?

How many animals of each SPECIES did Moses bring with him on the ark?
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