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Father Photius
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Because he was so young he hand't had a chance to pig out yet.


Why did the magician put his shoes on the wrong feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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To save time when he turned around.

Why do they take the turn signals off a magician's car?
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JamesTong
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They will also take away 25 other lights blinking all over the car too.

Why did the magician decorate his car with flowers?
Drake
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He was trying to go Green

Why did the magician decide to go to the zoo?
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To test out his routines on the chimpazees.

Why did the magician prefers to use animal tested routines?
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He was performing at the zoo..

Why did the magician swim the English Channel?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To test the waters for his future gigs.

Why did the magician decided to sell all his illusions props?
Bob Sanders
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He thought that mentalists didn't have to make an investment in their acts.

Why did the magician refuse to use stamps from the Post Office?
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They refuse to accept his food stamps.

Why did the magician start his act with a thunderous roaring laughter?
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He forgot his pants..

When is the best time to cue your applause?...
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After the audiences wake up.

Why did the magician got mad during the show?
Bob Sanders
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After the show the only one to be angry with was himself.

Why don't magicians carry a lucky rabbit's foot?
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JamesTong
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They are using horse shoes now.

How do mimes close their clients for their gigs?
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The client opens the invisible door, and pays the mime stuck in the box...

Why do mimes and jugglers get along so well?...
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They agree by saying nothing.

How can a mime tell he is too loud?
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He breaks a finger trying to bust out of that darn box..

Why did the vent use a juggler as a dummy?...
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Father Photius
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Because he thought all jugglers were dummies.


What did the plumber think when he reached into his tool box and pulled out professor's nightmare?
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"I wanted the Snap On quality."..

Why did the magician become a pilot?...
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To make his career soar sky high

Wht did the clown put a penny in each of her shoes?
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Bob Sanders
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To make sure she got her 2 cents in the act.

How do clowns carry their money?
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