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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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Inside their big shoes.
Why did the mime refuse to talk to the clown? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The clowns act left him speechless.
Why did the magician carry a dachund under his arm?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can produce it whenever he wants.
Why did the mime exchange his costume wih the clown? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was a drag mime and the clown was female.
What did the magician do with the pea after he finished the shell game?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He took it for lunch.
What did the mime say to the magician during their break? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing, he is a mime.
Why did the magician shoot the mime?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because the magician could not get the mime to talk and reveal anything.
Why did the magician sell off his magic table? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because people kept refusing to pay him under it.
Why did the magician steal a set of golf clubs?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can sell them to Tiger Woods.
Why did the magician take up golfing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He wanted to have as many girlfriends as Tiger.
Why did the magician pull a rabbit out of a golf hole?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was trying to impress one of Tiger's girlfriend.
What happened to him when the rabbit got stuck? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He had to take a bogie on the hole.
Why did the magician lash his assistant to a golf cart?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To impress the girls with his latest illusion.
Why was the magician kicked out of the golf course? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He kept making the holes vanish.
Why do malysian magicians only drink scotch?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They don't have moonshine over here.
Why do Malaysian magicians have weird sense of humor? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The visit the "Now that's funny" forum on the Magic Café.
How do you make a Malaysian magician laugh?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Exactly like the laughing hyenas
Why do Malaysian magicians like using the thumb tips? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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To stop them from biting their fingernails..
Why did the magician quit Vegas?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He got a show in Malaysia.
Why did the magician likes working around the world? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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They didn't want him on this side..
Why did the magician perform on every continent?...
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