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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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He is trying to collect food stamps from everywhere in the world.
Why did the magician prefer working resturants only? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought that with the audience seated at a table, if they hated his magic he would get a running head start before they could come after him.
Why do magicians like to eat before the show? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They won't be able to when the audiences go after them.
Why did the magician dress in colorful costume? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To not be noticed among the tourists.
Why does a magician need a butter knife? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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To butter up his audience before the show.
Why did the maagician throw blueberry pies at his audience.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They were out of strawberry
Why were they out of strawberry pies?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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I got there first
Why wouldn't the magician a key lime pie?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was not an escape artist and it was KEY lime pie.
Why did magicians quit doing magic dressed in robes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the bishop made me stop.
Why did the magician ride a camel on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It went with his very dry humor.
Why did the magicians produce a load of hot peppers? |
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Robert The Magical Radway New user 84 Posts
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Because they couldn't produce fire...
Why did the magician cut one of the peppers open? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it was a chili day.
Why did the assistant steal the magicians change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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She wanted to buy a gumball..
Why are there 245 pages of posts here?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because that many of us have waaaayyyyyyy too much time on our hands
Why do you suppose we do that rather than practice?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is more relaxed to post dumb jokes.
Why do magicians give all kinds of excuses not to practice? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The act wasn't that good the first time they saw it.
Why do magicians make changes on stage? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's the latest trend in magic.
Why did the magician not welcome 2010? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It makes James Bond 007 a going away thing.
What makes magicians collect strange things? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Only strange things catch their attention.
Why do magicians see strange things as something valuable? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The other stuff only has common vales.
Why did the magician wear both socks on the same foot? |
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