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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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One sock to cover the other one that has a hole in it.
Why did the magician feel disappointed with the masked moron? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He uses more illusions
How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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None..That's what magicians are for..
How many mimes does it take to pretend to change a light bulb?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They will never tell!
How does a mime get help on a stranded elevator? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He pushes the alarm button.
Why did the magician perform his act in a two holer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It was the largest building he could find.
Why did Red Skelton call a phone booth a ten holer? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because there are ten holes in the dial.
Why did the magician become a grammar host?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Somebody had to show those grammars a good time
why did the grammar host become a magician?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Does he have to spell it out for you?...
Why did the magician produce a 10# block of ice?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It was to illustrate an aging Bo Derek.
What about knowing magic helps with being a Grammar Host? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So you know how to correct those dumb magic jokes.
What is so different about the year 2010 as compared to 2009? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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No cats! A cat only has nine lives.
Why do magicians have to use digital watches? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Sundials are too heavy..
Why did the magician go to Greece?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted some decent mousaka.
Why did the magician flush his rabbit down the toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The spring wore out..
Why did the magician smile at the waitress?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted her to see how he looked wearing her teeth.
Why did the judge sentence the magician's assistance to 20 years?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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If you had seen their act you wouldn't have to ask
why did the judge hearing the case run screaming from the courtroom?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They offered to do a repeat performance just for him.
Who was that famous redneck magician? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The same one who performed the lota still..
What was the magicians New Years resolution?...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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To lay off gag tag...darn, another one gets broken
why did the magician dread the first of the year?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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