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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts 
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Switching the price tags.
what did the clown say when he got caught switching the price tags?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17337 Posts
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I thought it would get a laugh..
Why did the clown wear polka dot gloves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So nobody would see them in a polka dot snow storm.
What did the magician give to the chiropractor in exchange for an adjustment?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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A promise to gladly pay Tuesday
What is the difference between a magician and a chiropractor?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17337 Posts
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A magician admits to charging money for fakery..
Why did the magician reglue his split deck?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was determined to stick to it.
Why did the masked moron buy a hacksaw?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17337 Posts
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The director kept saying...Cut..
Why did the magician buy a laptop?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So his assistant would have something to sit on.
Why did the magician do a single ring linking rings routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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He wanted something less than classic.
How does a magicians tell the two sides of a linking ring apart? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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With a smile & a wink
Why doesn't anyone perform the Lincoln rings trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17337 Posts
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It wouldn't be civil..
Why did the juggler switch to magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He wanted a life.
Why did the magician remove the soles from his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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The man just had no sole. He liked it where the callouses hit the ground.
Why don't more magicians wear penny loafers? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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For lack of any pennies to put in them. Besides, all magicians are loafers.
Why did the magician eat grits in the morning?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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That was all that was left of the chicken feed he earned the night before.
What did the clown say to the magician after his doves flew away? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Come fly with me, come fly , come fly away....
Why did the ventriloquist stick his dummy's head on backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He didn't want it to see what he was doing with the magician's assistant
What did the ventriloquist do when the dummy's head turned facing the right way?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20498 Posts
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Stopped worrying about his lips moving.
How many magicians perform Color Changing Grits? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17337 Posts
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The ones that can afford them..
Why did the magicians teeth fall out?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Trois Special user Myrtle Beach 594 Posts
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He figured "Nothing Dentured, Nothing Gained.
Why is your invisible pass visiable ?
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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