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JRob
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Switching the price tags.

what did the clown say when he got caught switching the price tags?
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I thought it would get a laugh..

Why did the clown wear polka dot gloves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So nobody would see them in a polka dot snow storm.

What did the magician give to the chiropractor in exchange for an adjustment?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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A promise to gladly pay Tuesday

What is the difference between a magician and a chiropractor?
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A magician admits to charging money for fakery..

Why did the magician reglue his split deck?...
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Because he was determined to stick to it.

Why did the masked moron buy a hacksaw?
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The director kept saying...Cut..

Why did the magician buy a laptop?...
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So his assistant would have something to sit on.

Why did the magician do a single ring linking rings routine?
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Bob Sanders
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He wanted something less than classic.

How does a magicians tell the two sides of a linking ring apart?
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With a smile & a wink

Why doesn't anyone perform the Lincoln rings trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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It wouldn't be civil..

Why did the juggler switch to magic?...
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He wanted a life.


Why did the magician remove the soles from his shoes?
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The man just had no sole. He liked it where the callouses hit the ground.

Why don't more magicians wear penny loafers?
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For lack of any pennies to put in them. Besides, all magicians are loafers.


Why did the magician eat grits in the morning?
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That was all that was left of the chicken feed he earned the night before.

What did the clown say to the magician after his doves flew away?
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Come fly with me, come fly , come fly away....


Why did the ventriloquist stick his dummy's head on backwards?
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JRob
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He didn't want it to see what he was doing with the magician's assistant

What did the ventriloquist do when the dummy's head turned facing the right way?
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Bob Sanders
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Stopped worrying about his lips moving.

How many magicians perform Color Changing Grits?
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The ones that can afford them..

Why did the magicians teeth fall out?...
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He figured "Nothing Dentured, Nothing Gained.
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Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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